This adventure is still in its early phase and, as yet, it is unclear if the adventure will reach escape velocity or simply crash and burn on reentry. But I’m getting ahead of myself.
My wife and I live in the south of France, where I serve as pastor of a small church. We have four children. We’ve had a minivan. When we came to France in 1999, we bought a 1985 Mercedes E-class station wagon with the back facing third seat. The children grew up and returned to the States for College and stayed there when they finished their studies. But we still haul people to various church activities, and because of limited finances, we are renovating our house on our own (with help from friends). All that to say that we still need a car for hauling people, that can be transformed to haul materials and a trailer. Our current vehicle is a 2004 Mercedes E320 station wagon (no third seat).
For decades, the French government regulated fuel prices to encourage people to drive diesel powered cars (almost 60% of all cars in France are diesels). But politics changed, and now diesels are out of favor. The government has increased taxes on diesel so that it is roughly the same price as gas (about $6.50 a gallon). Almost a year ago now, my mechanic encouraged me to sell the E320 and find a gas powered car. Gas is evil too, but not as much as diesel (for the moment). The government here is pushing all electric cars, as well as hybrids, but I can’t find any that are capable of pulling our trailer. I thought I had found something in the E-class hybrid (it is the only hybrid station wagon I found), but it is only rated to tow up to 300 kg.
We bought the E320 about 6 years ago because, with the seats folded down, it had more hauling space than anything else I could find. So at the beginning of this new search, I expected to get another E-class station wagon, just a few years newer, with fewer kilometers, and with a gas engine. Then I discovered the existence of the R-class. It was an epiphany. More seating and more hauling space than the E-class. It seemed heaven sent.
But the R-class is heavy, and reading reviews and forum posts, it became obvious fairly quickly that to haul people or materials, and occasionally pull a trailer, it would be best to get either the R500 or the R63. I began looking at ads for R500s, only rarely giving in to the temptation to drool over R63s. But as a result of those rare looks at R63s, I had a revelation: Here in Europe, there was very little difference in the asking prices of R500s and R63s. Both were more than the cash we had on hand, but with a small loan, either one was potentially within our reach. That’s when the idea that a R63 might be in the realm of possibility began to take hold.
Don’t misunderstand. The Mercedes R63 AMG is NOT my dream car. That would be the Mercedes W196S driven to victory by Stirling Moss in the 1955 Mille Miglia, followed by the only slightly less impossibly beyond my reach 1955 300 SL Gullwing. But, given our current needs and budget, the R63 became my “Hey, this might actually be possible” dream car. Why buy a R500 if you could get a R63 for almost the same price?
It was at this point (October 2018) that I stumbled on mazdeuce - Seth’s Thread: R63 AMG The Unicorn of my Destruction. It took me several days to read through the 100+ pages. It fascinated and terrified me all at the same time, but in the end, I came away inspired, wanting a R63 more than ever. With my mind made up and my heart filled with hope and excitement, I hit my first speed bump. . . . To Be Continued