We were strangely excited when the Dodge ProMaster showed up in front of the office. Despite the horned badges, this van is actually a Fiat underneath. With that being said, this small van excels in practicality. You can even order a built-in tool chest and shelving.
Dear Sir,
You have a privilege on your doorstep that very few of us (the proletariat) have had. You have a race car hauler with "That new van smell".
My advice to you, is to take a few moments to sniff the inside of the Fiat Ramvan. Do you smell that? That is fine Turkish plastic. Now go lay down under the race car?
sniff.
Do you smell that Red Line gear oil that reached 240F? Worse than a Daytona stripper pole at happy hour during "Bike Week".
Ok. Keep them separated. FOREVER. Never ever ever (ever) put disgusting car parts in the van. Keep them in the trailer, steal milk crates, buy linen bins from WalMart, but do everything in your powers, and more, so that you do not squander this beautiful opportunity that God and Credit Union gave to you.
J.M. Morris
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