craigslst - JDM Miata fail

jdm yo

you have to check out the pics of the engine bay. they are hilarious!

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/cto/1823663495.html

putting up for sale my 1991 Mazda miata 5 speed black on black i bought allot of after market jdm parts spent allot of money it has a stock engine bay nothing was done to engine real original MILES 70,XXX miles only thing was changed for speed was the flow master ..full exhaust system . i bought this from an older man i bought it of him for less then what im asking and it had very low miles like about ...45,XXX miles on it .. looking to sell it for $3900 or looking to trade if for a 1992-1995 HONDA CIVIC HATCHBACK EG CX VX 5 SPEED ONLY AND CLEAN TITLE AND IT HAS TO BE THE SAME PRICE AS MINE AND IF ITS NOT THEN YOU HAVE TO PUT CASH ON TOP OR MAYBE I CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT . OR TRADE FOR A 240SX 1989-1994 BUT HAS TO BE 5 SPEED ! GIVE ME A CALL I CAN TRY WORKING THE PRICE OUT JUST DON'T BE SHY OR SCARED THE WORST I CAN SAY IS NO TO THE LOW BALLER Z BUT PLEASE DONT CALL ME TO BULLE36 M3 I JUST NEED A CAR WITH ANOTHER 2 SEATS IN THE BACK ..

K THE BAD THINGS ARE ON THE CAR IS THE FRONT WINDSHIELD IS CRACKED A LIL AND PAINT IS FADING ... GIVE ME A CALL

Oh, that things needs to bet set on fire pronto.

Was Liberace the older man he bought it off of? The engine compartment needs black high temp paint, stat.

The dash cover and the paint job absolutely reek of quality.

So, in 25,000 miles, he's destroyed a car. He's proud of the engine compartment too, isn't he?

Hmmmmm-full flowmaster exhaust......

I get the use of some slightly-tilted shots for effect, but does every shot need to look like the photographer has one normal leg and one really short leg?

that thing is SOOO JDM YO! its like one of those models that I totally did a left hand drive swap on. it was a ton of work, but the performance is just so much higher now!

In my head: "Aw man. Dollars to doughnuts he masked for hours rather than taking ten seconds to pull stuff off to...oh yeah, that's paint on that hose clamp...oh E36 M3, the radiator too? And that connector...and HOLY berkeley THERE'S PAINT EVERYWHERE!"

This car is an abortion

"I bought if off him for less than what I'm asking"... so, you know that the car sells for less, in better condition, but you still think someone is gonna go for this thing?

And what exactly is JDM about this car? The Vitamin Water in the cupholder?

I think it looks pretty cool...if he painted it right. My friend painted the engine head of his Civic the Japanese flag, now that is SWEET.

I'd give him $1K. That thing's not unsalvageable.

the Cigarette lighter in the cupholder might be JDM....but most likely chinese

ack...I think he may have put used motor oil in the brake fluid reservoir...

Tell him to clean up the clown puke on the engine bay and it might sell.

the paint job is a total rattle can fiasco, and I'm not talking about the engine bay!

we bought a 2000 that the guy painted the interior. My Son drove it home, and in 400 miles my Son looked like papa smurf, the paint was melting on to him everywhere.. yick

I'd bet the #1 exhaust rocker is painted gold.

locust donor or a spec-miata candidate. as it stands, that car would make me afraid to ever pop the hood for fear of myself or others having the irresistible urge to gouge their eyes out

amg_rx7 wrote: you have to check out the pics of the engine bay. they are hilarious!

Don't care for colorful engine bays? Go to my profile and check out another good 'un in my garage.

That engine bay looks like it was done by Playskool.

sweet color coded engine bay! blue = intake mani, yellow = valve cover...

holy crap that's the definition of a ricer!

I think that he hit a clown after the hood came up, due to the knockoff JDM hood pins failing at speed. Then, he tried to powerwash the clown away, and this is what remained.