Can you order a car and get it delivered within 6-8 weeks? Yes. Of course, RIGHT NOW there are disruptions all over the place. But we're interested in moving forward, and it's been proven by manufacturers that it's possible.
Dealers as a buffer? Not really. They pre-select what they think will sell, so you actually are limited to what the sales manager has put on the lot. If you order from the manufacturer, you can get exactly what you wait straight from the warehouse so to speak. This also allows the manufacturer to keep smaller inventories. They know how to do it with the parts coming in to the factory, so they just do it with the cars coming out. It's scary compared to Honest Jims Discount Chevy Sales, but it gets rid of a lot of extra inventory sitting around.
One price fits all? Sure, if you want to pay a fair price and not whatever magic numbers the dealer is able to sneak past you. I've worked in a dealership, don't try to pretend they're trying to get the best deal for their customers. A dealer will never sell for less than a certain amount, but they'll sure as hell charge more if they can get away with it. THAT'S what pisses people off, the fact that it's a negotiated price where all the customer can do is not lose too badly. You said yourself you prioritize your favorite customers. How is that fair to a first-time buyer? It's not, they're second class in your dealership.
Service? There are hundreds of thousands of shops that can service cars that are not dealers. And there's at least one manufacturer doing it.
No one cares less than a manufacturer? The reason you think the manufacturer doesn't care is exactly because they don't have accountability, and the reason the dealer doesn't care is because they can blame everything on the manufacturer, they're just an intermediary and thus they have no accountability. Make them the same unit and all of a sudden there's your accountability and your direct contact.
Little league? Sure, whatever. That's advertising for your "home town dealer" that's more likely than not owned by a megacorp behind the scenes.
We all know why GM could only deliver a handful of EVs over the past three months. They've managed to deliver a whole lot more than that overall.
Those transport damaged cars are being sold with full disclosure of the repair, right? I know that they can't be sold if they're damaged beyond a certain amount (we got one of those from Mazda as a race car once), but I don't know if that's after they belong to the dealer or not.