Sorry, did I miss something? I've been out tearing up the back roads in my old 911...
I didn't buy my Porsche to impress anyone. I bought it because I've always wanted one and, about ten years ago, I pulled into the paddock at Lime Rock during a PCA Club Race. What I found was a bunch of guys pulling well worn trailers with ratty Chevy pickups. Their 911's were far from the prettiest examples that I'd seen.
But, they were driving the crap out of them.
They were faster and sounded better than just about any other street-turned-track cars that I'd ever seen. When they broke or needed adjustment, competitors swooped in to help in the pits. They were real racers, going really, really fast. At that moment it became clear to me: Every 911 is a race car. And I don't care what anyone else thinks about me when I'm driving it.
And, every car is a compromise. I also own a Miata (I've owned and tracked two). I love it. I think that it's one of the most beautiful sports cars ever. I've wanted one since February of 1989. It handles great. It never breaks. Parts are cheap. The A/C works as it should, even though I never use it. And, in spite of the fact that I'm not a really big guy, I've never fit in it all that well. I've had six different seats in it. I am convinced that there is not a good seating option for them. The shifter is fantastic. Most of the interior controls are exactly where they should be. It is underpowered. But I still love it.
My WRX is fun and capable in any weather, but the back seat is too small and it has some turbo lag. It understeers. Also, the water pump failed before it should have. I love that car, too.
My Accords are comfortable and reliable, and I love that about them. They are boring, but I know that my wife and kid will get to where they need to go without a failure. I sleep better because of it.
My Tacoma pickup could use more power and it leaked water into the cab until I fixed the things that Toyota should have gotten right at the factory. But it moves the snow and pulls my trailer up hills. It is the perfect truck for my needs.
911's are expensive to fix? Bah! Do your homework before hand and buy the right one. Sure, if you need to buy pistons and cylinders or if you stuff it into a guardrail, okay, it will cost you. But most parts are reasonable and easily available. And everything has been done before, so there is plenty of information and help out there.
Evil handling? That story's a relic from the narrow tire / short wheel base / light front end days. They addressed most of that in 1968 and the rest in 1978.
Maintenance? Buy the books, Bob Costas. Porsche supplied you with most of the things that you'll need in the
tool kit. These things are easy to work on.
http://www.101projects.com/Porsche-101/index.htm
http://www.pelicanparts.com/catalog/shopcart/BOOK/POR_BOOK_bkptec_pg7.htm
Are there "substitutes" out there? Sure. There are alternatives to every car I've owned, and probably for all the others that I haven't. But my 911 is just about the most enjoyable car that I've ever driven, even though the A/C sucks.
Every car is a compromise. They wrote an article on old Porsches because people are interested in old Porsches.
Maybe you're just old...