How long to become a Dork without gratuitous post-whoring?

Starting a build thread helps.

Actually working on your projects so you have something to post helps more.

Or just do what most do, live on the board for the months you arent buying, selling, repairing, racing various projects, because lets be honest we all take breaks....now back to race car...see you tomorrow after I drag the next project home

Actually I'm quite happy with my 1/2 status. Out in the real world I'd rather be considered only half a dork than a full blown version.

Besides, nobody who drives a Triumph wedge could possibly be considered a dork. A bit odd yes, but not a dork.

I apparently just became an Ultradork in the last few days.

I have been working so much that I hardly noticed.

I just try my best to contribute without spamming the board with spam.

I just can't let the weekly post whoring thread go without my input.

Damn, I forgot to include my input on my first post.

I don't like these threads. They offer little value and do not help me remodel my kitchen one bit.

I found that it just takes a lot of time and positive contributions to threads in a meaningful fashion.

Oh and dick jokes. Plenty of dick jokes.

Do spam report posts count towards dorkdom?

can we all reflect on my awesome avatar pic

DaveEstey wrote: I get all my posts from calling Spool a Bob Costas.

Truth. You called me a Bob Costas so often that I got pink eye and Matt Lauer is typing this post.

wvumtnbkr wrote: Wow, all of you guys just coming in here to increase your post count. Why not post in a worthwhile thread and actually contribute instead of taking up space on the internet and wasting my time... Geez....

+1

+2

+3

Posts, that is.

Spoolpigeon wrote:

DaveEstey wrote: I get all my posts from calling Spool a Bob Costas.

Truth. You called me a Bob Costas so often that I got pink eye and Matt Lauer is typing this post.

+Infinity! Hilarious!

bentwrench wrote: Do spam report posts count towards dorkdom?

Yes! Even though the posts get deleted they still count.

yamaha wrote: berkeley

When in doubt, talk about Vance Miller kitchens.

We could talk about Hennessy Honda of Woodstock

Or Harbor Freight

BERKLEY!!!!!

Don't spell it out like a noob! Just write berkeley!