You just need to know how to properly screw them up!!!
After doing a complete T-belt/water pump/Locite fix on my '90 three weeks ago, I've now been towed home twice...
The first was a two weeks ago, on my way home from work a little after midnight. Going down I-75, I glance at the guages and the "charge" light has come on. I make a mental note that this possibly isn't good.
About a mile later, the temp guage is rising fairly rapidly. Damn... I'm too tired to deal with two mental notes, so I decide to pull off to see what's going on. Just as I pull into a Shell staion, there is a loud "THWACK from under the hood. This, I believe, was the sound of pieces of both belts finally being tossed into the fans. Fortunately, the majority of the pieces simply got tangled-up in the pulleys.
Over that weekend, I got everything untangled, and replaced the now-missing belts. Good-to-go!!!
Until tonight... Once again, on my way home from work a little after midnight. Doing about 70mph in the center lane of I-75, I'm suddenly forced to choose the lesser of three evils.
I can either; A) run over a chunk of concrete the approximate size of Rhode Island, B) swerve left and be decapitated by a semi trailer, or C) swerve right and be decapitated by a semi trailer.
After hitting the concrete, I pulled into a Highway Patrol post to call the wrecker. It's too dark out to know what all has happened under my car, but the initial casualty report is one Kumho Ecsta MX destroyed, along with the 16x7 Konig it was wrapped around... Oh, and there is that nice puddle of tranny fluid that is now taking up residence on my driveway.
I can deal with having to fix things on an 18-year old Miata... What scares me is the fact that during the time it takes me to fix the Mazda, I will have to rely on my 2000 Stratus... Which I have come to believe was actually designed, from the outset, to be a completely unreliable piece of E36 M3!!!
Sorry for the meaningless post, but I just needed to vent.