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SVreX
SVreX SuperDork
8/21/11 7:50 a.m.

Over breakfast this morning:

Mrs. SVreX: "What is this thing "

SVreX: "A strut."

Mrs. SVreX: "Why is it on my kitchen table?"

SVreX: "Because I was copying part numbers for a GRM post."

Mrs. SVreX: "You gonna strut it on outta here?"

Rusted_Busted_Spit
Rusted_Busted_Spit GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/21/11 8:06 a.m.

Awesome.

T.J.
T.J. SuperDork
8/21/11 8:10 a.m.

I love the smell of shock oil in the morning.

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid HalfDork
8/21/11 8:35 a.m.

dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/21/11 9:06 a.m.

ROFL!!!!!! At least she is still speaking to you!!!

Taiden
Taiden HalfDork
8/21/11 9:06 a.m.

Keeper!

Grtechguy
Grtechguy SuperDork
8/21/11 9:58 a.m.

love it!

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/21/11 10:02 a.m.
dean1484 wrote: ROFL!!!!!! At least she is still speaking to you!!!

With a sense of humour too... obviously the Mrs has been through this before

Derick Freese
Derick Freese Dork
8/21/11 11:08 a.m.

My wife learned very early that she might come home and find half a car in the livingroom. That's why she's my wife and not one of my exes.

Sultan
Sultan Reader
8/21/11 11:15 a.m.

Last night

Me - honey are you going to sharpen the chainsaw on the dinning room table?

Wife - why?

Me - because it seems like that should be done in the garage.....

Wife -.........

Me -.........

turboswede
turboswede GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/21/11 11:35 a.m.

Me: I think I'll take the Porsche on its maiden voyage to our friends BBQ tomorrow.

Her: what? Really? I'm going to take my own car then.

Me: sounds good, I'll make sure the tow strap is in your car just in case.

Her: sigh.....

ScottRA21
ScottRA21 Reader
8/21/11 11:43 a.m.

Girlfriend: What is that?

Me: Porsche Boxster

Her: It's pretty, can I have one?

Me: Not until you get rich

Her: sigh Ohhhh.

Later...

Her: What is that?

Me: Toyota MR-2 Spyder, why?

Her: I like it more!

Me: Excellent!

SVreX
SVreX SuperDork
8/21/11 11:50 a.m.

I've relayed your official feedbacks.

You've made Mrs. SVreX laugh.

Good job!

Twin_Cam
Twin_Cam SuperDork
8/21/11 1:08 p.m.

Gotta sense of humor, don't she?

z31maniac
z31maniac SuperDork
8/21/11 3:38 p.m.

Wife - "You're getting another car?"

Me -

ValuePack
ValuePack Dork
8/21/11 3:55 p.m.

Wife: why the hell is your car so loud?!

Me: I straight pipe'd it!

Wife: What?

Me: The muffler was rotten, so I hacksawed it off at work.

Wife: (10sec pause) Can we do that to my car too?

Months later...

Wife, via text, sends pic of blue Porsche in traffic: What's this Porsche? I couldn't get close enough t read the back.

Me: Porsche Cayman S.

Wife: That thing makes me tingle in places I wouldn't tell people about at parties.

SVreX
SVreX SuperDork
8/21/11 3:59 p.m.

Winnah!^^

dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/21/11 4:24 p.m.

The true test of a marriage is when she finds parts in the dishwasher.

cwh
cwh SuperDork
8/21/11 4:30 p.m.

When my future last wife visited my house for the first time, there was a Tex Racing Super T 10 on my dining room table and a complete SBC in the sunroom. Next time she came over, she brought her daughter and a full compliment of cleaning materials. That was 20 years ago.

Graefin10
Graefin10 HalfDork
8/21/11 4:43 p.m.

me: how do you like that M3?

her: that's ugly, I don't like that

her: what's that?

me: that's a bmw 3 series coupe

her: that's pretty, I like that

me:

fasted58
fasted58 Dork
8/21/11 4:45 p.m.

I never understood the 'stigma' associated w/ auto or bike parts in the house... might be dirty, yea but so are plumbing and remodeling projects

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/21/11 5:58 p.m.
dean1484 wrote: The true test of a marriage is when she finds parts in the dishwasher.

Nope, the true test is when she fixes it, mine tracked down the upper spray hose for ours and installed it before I even got home.

dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/22/11 7:35 a.m.
Toyman01 wrote:
dean1484 wrote: The true test of a marriage is when she finds parts in the dishwasher.
Nope, the true test is when she fixes it, mine tracked down the upper spray hose for ours and installed it before I even got home.

WINNER!!!!!!

tuna55
tuna55 SuperDork
8/22/11 7:55 a.m.

Mrs Tuna:

Iamsolatethekidsarenotupyetandtheyhavetobefedanddressedandit'slatewhyareyoualwaysintheway ?makesuretoblahblahblahbeforeyougoanddon't forgetblahblahblahIamsotiredthekidswokemeup threetimeseachlastnightandIreallyneedtosleep moreIstillhaveacoldandmynoseissostuffy........

Me: Uh huh. Ok, yes dear. Yes. Sure. OK. I'll try. Sorry.

Morning are fun around here.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/22/11 8:02 a.m.
Graefin10 wrote: me: how do you like that M3? her: that's ugly, I don't like that her: what's that? me: that's a bmw 3 series coupe her: that's pretty, I like that

you gotta remember.. while we think the M3 is awesome and all that.. it is NOT a pretty car. IT is a muscular, vented, widebodied, steroided up, supercar waiting to rip your face off if you do something stupid...

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