Racing Movie About You; What Actor Character Would be You?

If they made a racing movie about me, for sure Joe Pesci from Godfellas would be me.

I beat the hell of my car and show no remorse whatsoever.

Denise Farina. I know hes dead, but he has a proper Chicago accent.

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But if I'm bbrutally honest, it would be Telly, from Sesame Street. Totally unsure of himself and always sweating the small stuff. He even has a permanent "Everything is berked" face.

100% Jack Black. He looks just like me.

Pee Wee Herman. You got a problem with that?

One of the throwaway characters who dies early in a fiery wreck.

Ryan gosling. Not from Drive, but from Half Nelson. 

Somebody else said Jack Black already so I guess i'm going Danny McBride. From either Hot Rod or Tropic Thunder.

Fat Jonah Hill might be more fitting, but I don't care.

Lugs Harvey.  The amount of weird situations I wound up in through association was almost comical  

Can I be both of these guys depending on how it's going at that particular moment?

Amber Heard

Will Ferrell ... but not only because of Ricky Bobby ... and not only about racing.

He's no longer living but this guy. 

he's the only actor I can think of that remotely looks like me, and he's certainly typecast like me...at least the dumb as a brick part. 

Jay, for the quotes, for the dancing and for the incessant rambling.

Yo this guys not one of us!

It's the Holy berkeleying Bible Son...

15 bucks, little man / Put that E36 M3 in my hand / If that money doesn’t show / Then you’ll owe me, owe me, owe!

and countless others that I can't type here.

Walter Brennan.  3 time academy award winner. 
I wish I could transfer pictures

In reply to NY Nick :

dammit man, i was totally thinking Jay for me. OK, i'll switch it up and go with Randall.

Lady: I don't appreciate your attitude!

Randall: And I don't appreciate your ruse.

Lady: My what?

Randall: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.

Lady, stomping her way to the exit: berkeley you.  I'll never rent here again!

Randall, shouting out the door behind her: And you're not allowed to rent here anymore!

In reply to AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) :

It is such a great series of movies, I even watched Clerks 3, it isn't great but it's better than nothing.

Here comes Randall he's a berzerker...

NY Nick said:

In reply to AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) :

It is such a great series of movies, I even watched Clerks 3, it isn't great but it's better than nothing.

IMO, Clerks is the high water mark. i thought 2 and 3 were terrible, and the J&SB movies were even more terrible. At least Mallrats has a couple good lines. "You mean like the back of a Volkswagen?" I do like both Chasing Amy and Dogma.

AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) said:

In reply to NY Nick :

dammit man, i was totally thinking Jay for me. OK, i'll switch it up and go with Randall.

Lady: I don't appreciate your attitude!

Randall: And I don't appreciate your ruse.

Lady: My what?

Randall: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.

Lady, stomping her way to the exit: berkeley you.  I'll never rent here again!

Randall, shouting out the door behind her: And you're not allowed to rent here anymore!

I always wanted to be Randall, and it turns out I'm Dante. 

I want it to be Paul Newman:

But it would probably actually be Spongebob Squarepants:

My doppelganger is already Ian Ziering, but he may have trouble fitting in the cars I like.