Related to questions I've been asking about RV bits, I'm trying to make sense of some of the options available for the stupid, stupid desire to have a truck that is both functional and cool. We've had lots of discussions of how to make cars work better with the rejiggering of every major system and structure, but what if you're trying to use that same approach to just have a truck that works well as a truck but isn't, well, just another truck?
By "functional" I mean that it should be reliable, drive well without any bad habits, have good capability for hauling and towing, and ideally not be a worst case scenario every time you go to the gas station.
"Cool" takes many forms. Most of them involve vehicles old enough that they don't do the "functional" thing as well as more modern versions of the same vehicle.
I think we're sort of looking at two different discussions, closely related:
- What kind of vehicle do you start with?
- What can you do to make it work better?
For question 1, I guess I'm wondering about starting with...
- A 3/4 ton or 1-ton van or pickup
- An old medium duty truck (a la Ferdinand)
- Some rad bit of esoterica (old Mercedes? Find a Bedford or a DAF? Guarantee every mechanical bit will need to be swapped out for something you can get parts for?)
- RV? I think these are all over the map from effectively pickup chassis that were never meant to haul that much to nearly commercial buses.
So... When you get a medium duty truck from 1975, how does it compare to a pickup? I imagine it'll ride like crap... The '90s era Freightliner box vans I drove for a while had cramped cabs and stiff rides BUT they were actually more relaxing to drive when laden than the 3/4 ton vans because nothing ever made them bob and weave. They just went where they were pointed regardless of load or weather. In terms of the ability to haul, to tow, and to control those loads, how does a 1970 Ford C600 compare to a 2010 F250? It won't be as polished, but does the old truck make up for the load-bearing parts in sheer mass?
For question 2, some of these are more applicable to pickups than, say, medium duty trucks, but, broadly, which of the major updates are most feasible, practical, what are the pros and cons of them?
- Modern drivetrain (well trodden, very GRM)
- Body swap (e.g. put your '66 F-250 body on a 2005 F-250) Fixes a lot all at once, but is, I expect, way harder than it looks, especially if you want the details right.
- Axle swap (this is one I'm not that familiar with, but it seems like with truck construction whether you're talking pickups or bigger trucks, you should be able to gain a lot in brakes, possibly gearing, etc by putting more modern axle assemblies on an older truck, though this misses that whole thing where they started boxing frame rails circa 2000?)
- (1A, actually); how much "truck engine" is really important when a vehicle is mostly a local errands vehicle for unwieldy objects, but occasionally needs to pull something heavy up a big hill? I mean, can we use boost on a smaller engine? Feeding this 460 to get 50lbs of 2x4s sucks, but it's nice to have with a heavy trailer.