I just completed my laps of the King Of The Heap at NCM.......in a Pontiac Aztek!!
You might say to yourself, but Allroad, an Aztek isn't a track car surely you drove a highly modified one in perfect condition. And you'd be wrong about that. Completely knackered and rolling on Uniroyal Tiger Paw tires, ambient temps in the mid 20's. some poo may have come out 
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"Pontiac...We Build Excitement!"
Danny Shields said:"Pontiac...We Build Excitement!"
Heeyeah, excitement like a colonoscopy.
Pix????
Good Looking Aztec!
Super bonus points for leaving the grease pencil "for sale" price on the wind shield.
In reply to M2Pilot :
Said No One Ever!
What?! No tent?
The truly puckering part was diving into the "sinkhole" corner. A hard right hander as the track drops away like you're driving off a cliff.
The car survived my track laps and 8 autocross runs but only one rallycross run before overheating in spectacular fashion.
wait...forget the Aztec. Tell me more about this event that has track, autocross, and rallycross combined and where it happens....
Danny Shields said:"Pontiac...We Bilge Excrement!"
...adjusted based on the OP's description of his experience.
If your broken Aztek ex-racecar was local to me i'd make an offer on it.
Where does the Scary come into play?
I used to drag race at at little 1/8 mile strip where the lights ended at the finish line.
Nothing like going 125 mph into the abyss on on a dragbike with no headlight.
irish44j said:wait...forget the Aztec. Tell me more about this event that has track, autocross, and rallycross combined and where it happens....
https://grassrootsmotorsports.com/forum/grm/king-of-the-heap/134972/page1/
KyAllroad (Jeremy) said:
“Hootus is my copilot”?
I think you won the internet for the day!
This thread is full of win!
I wonder how Mr. Gasket feels about this shot...
paranoid_android said:KyAllroad (Jeremy) said:
“Hootus is my copilot”?
I think you won the internet for the day!
I think it's appropriate the beans are almost the same size as the frank, you'd need big uns to drive that thing around the track.
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