"The Fit is No..."

What would it take for me to schedule an appointment?
Would I need a Honda VIN? I suppose I could get that off an ebay or autotrader listing?

How many vehicles do you think they can service in one day?
Wouldn't it suck if they lost a full days worth of service income because Friday, July 12th was completely booked with appointments and all those appointments did not show...just sayin'

Would the lost income be greater than than the price of a Fit trans?

And bring him a bag of dicks to put on his taco?

JohnRW1621 wrote: What would it take for me to schedule an appointment? Would I need a Honda VIN? I suppose I could get that off an ebay or autotrader listing? How many vehicles do you think they can service in one day? Wouldn't it suck if they lost a full days worth of service income because Friday, July 12th was completely booked with appointments and all those appointments did not show...just sayin' Would the lost income be greater than than the price of a Fit trans?

No VIN needed. It's funny you should say that, because the Integra is due for a timing belt and water pump, and I don't have anything else going on Friday, July 12th.

poopshovel wrote: Also, me, you, friedgreen, and Anti-stance are all local...as is the rest of Hong Norrth. There is a Taco Mac across the street from Hennessy Honda Sucks. We should go...um...EAT there, yeah, that's it. Then go "car shopping." I believe I'll start at $10,000 trade for the Integra. It's a classic. We could all "shop" till quittin time...then ask the sales guys to take us out to taco mac to "seal the deal."

I'm down.

crankwalk wrote:

poopshovel wrote: Also, me, you, friedgreen, and Anti-stance are all local...as is the rest of Hong Norrth. There is a Taco Mac across the street from Hennessy Honda Sucks. We should go...um...EAT there, yeah, that's it. Then go "car shopping." I believe I'll start at $10,000 trade for the Integra. It's a classic. We could all "shop" till quittin time...then ask the sales guys to take us out to taco mac to "seal the deal."

I'm down.

Do you have a Honda? What are you doing on Friday July 12th?

Also, I don't know, but I've been told, multiple simultaneous burnouts sound really good in the "vortex."

poopshovel wrote:

JohnRW1621 wrote: What would it take for me to schedule an appointment? Would I need a Honda VIN? I suppose I could get that off an ebay or autotrader listing? How many vehicles do you think they can service in one day? Wouldn't it suck if they lost a full days worth of service income because Friday, July 12th was completely booked with appointments and all those appointments did not show...just sayin' Would the lost income be greater than than the price of a Fit trans?

No VIN needed. It's funny you should say that, because the Integra is due for a timing belt and water pump, and I don't have anything else going on Friday, July 12th.

That was easy... http://www.hennessyhonda.com/service/index.htm
I suspect that they will email back to me tomorrow; ya know...to confirm.

Calling in is likely more believable
Service (770) 924-9000

Hours
Friday: 7:00 AM-7:00 PM

You guys are bad, hilarious, but bad.

In reply to Datsun310Guy:
I see in your profile that you have an Accord.
How many miles? Have you kept up on the maintenance? Is it time for a scheduled service? Affected by any recent irregularities?

JohnRW1621 wrote:

poopshovel wrote:

JohnRW1621 wrote: What would it take for me to schedule an appointment? Would I need a Honda VIN? I suppose I could get that off an ebay or autotrader listing? How many vehicles do you think they can service in one day? Wouldn't it suck if they lost a full days worth of service income because Friday, July 12th was completely booked with appointments and all those appointments did not show...just sayin' Would the lost income be greater than than the price of a Fit trans?

No VIN needed. It's funny you should say that, because the Integra is due for a timing belt and water pump, and I don't have anything else going on Friday, July 12th.

That was easy... http://www.hennessyhonda.com/service/index.htm I suspect that they will email back to me tomorrow; ya know...to confirm. Calling in is likely more believable Service (770) 924-9000 Hours Friday: 7:00 AM-7:00 PM

Interesting.

JohnRW1621 wrote: In reply to Datsun310Guy: I see in your profile that you have an Accord. How many miles? Have you kept up on the maintenance? Is it time for a scheduled service? Affected by any recent irregularities?

He could call for a trans service... Maybe everyone should...

JohnRW1621 wrote: In reply to Datsun310Guy: I see in your profile that you have an Accord. How many miles? Have you kept up on the maintenance? Is it time for a scheduled service? Affected by any recent irregularities?

Are you past due for your 30,000 mile transmission flush, filter, and fluid change? Even if it's a manual, Honda strongly recommends it. It's even listed in the little drop down box!

noddaz wrote:

JohnRW1621 wrote: In reply to Datsun310Guy: I see in your profile that you have an Accord. How many miles? Have you kept up on the maintenance? Is it time for a scheduled service? Affected by any recent irregularities?

He could call for a trans service... Maybe everyone should...

Apparently, Honda trannies are known to puke fluid at 36k! And you CAN'T buy a new one...ANYWHERE!!! If you have a $1600 Honda Fit tranny, it's like a license to print money, y0!

I find their automated response email is a little laggy.
It took nearly 35 minutes for this to arrive:

Thank you for your request with Hennessy Honda Of Woodstock! This email is to notify you that your service request has been received. We appreciate your business and will be in contact with you shortly. If you should have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact us at (877) 789-8826 or by email at hondasales@hennessy-auto.com. Thank you, Hennessy Honda Of Woodstock (877) 789-8826 http://www.hennessyhonda.com

JohnRW1621 wrote: In reply to Datsun310Guy: I see in your profile that you have a 2011 Accord. How many miles? Have you kept up on the maintenance? Is it time for a scheduled service? Affected by any recent irregularities?

2011 Accord LX 5-Speed base model. I just turned 53,000 miles today and I have owned it for 27 months and 2 days. I don't use my local dealer (Honda of Lisle) as they treat me like crap. I am anal about maintenance and I do all the work myself.

I change the oil @ 4,000-5,000 miles - always a Honda filter/crush washer with synthetic Mobil 0W20 oil bought at Walmart. I changed the manual tranny oil @ 40,000 miles with Honda oil. Rotate the original tires every 10,000 miles. I put air/cabin filters/wipers in every 12 months.

Too much? Yes, but I need to max this baby out 10+ years.

poopshovel wrote: Also, me, you, friedgreen, and Anti-stance are all local...as is the rest of Hong Norrth. There is a Taco Mac across the street from Hennessy Honda Sucks. We should go...um...EAT there, yeah, that's it. Then go "car shopping." I believe I'll start at $10,000 trade for the Integra. It's a classic. We could all "shop" till quittin time...then ask the sales guys to take us out to taco mac to "seal the deal."

Then maybe ask if you can use the bathroom...

In reply to Datsun310Guy:
All very good, but... Even if you think there is a 1% chance you will be in the Greater Atlanta Area on Friday July 12 it would be wise to at least schedule a service appointment.
They are running a special coupon which gives you $5 off (with coupon of course) (really, they are!)

I think we are getting away from the facts here guys.

FACT: Hennessy Honda of Woodstock Sucks!

Woody wrote:

poopshovel wrote: Also, me, you, friedgreen, and Anti-stance are all local...as is the rest of Hong Norrth. There is a Taco Mac across the street from Hennessy Honda Sucks. We should go...um...EAT there, yeah, that's it. Then go "car shopping." I believe I'll start at $10,000 trade for the Integra. It's a classic. We could all "shop" till quittin time...then ask the sales guys to take us out to taco mac to "seal the deal."

Then maybe ask if you can use the bathroom...

"I flushed like 20 times, but the water is still brown!!!"

OR

"There's a duke in the urinal. That little funny lookin guy was the last one to leave." (He said, to the ubermegahot cashier chick...whose counter is 10' from the E36 M3ter.)

Hello, I see what you are saying about me. If you want to email something about this try

hennessyhondaofwoodstocksucks(at)gmail(dot)com

If you say something you don't mean you can always take it back because the password is: bagofdicks

WOW It looks like someone created an email account on Google that could be used for reviews and craigslist posts!!! They even left the password!

canoe, everyone knows that they choke on a bag'o dix.

HennessyHondaSucks wrote: Hello, I see what you are saying about me. If you want to email something about this try hennessyhondaofwoodstocksucks(at)gmail(dot)com If you say something you don't mean you can always take it back because the password is: bagofdicks

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Cough! That berking rules, the profile is goddamn magical.

ValuePack wrote:

HennessyHondaSucks wrote: Hello, I see what you are saying about me. If you want to email something about this try hennessyhondaofwoodstocksucks(at)gmail(dot)com If you say something you don't mean you can always take it back because the password is: bagofdicks

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG Cough! That berking rules.

Managers special...... the anti-lube. We remove all fluids from your car, and send you on your way. The first car to return to the dealership on the back of a truck, with catastrophic damage WINS!!!!! A big bag of DICKS!(;)

hennessyhondasucks

Poop, sorry for all of the crap that Honda put you through. It seems that Hennessy Honda of Woodstock really sucks.

Welcome to the Mazda crew. As noted before, we have rotaries. We also have an excellent amateur racing program. http://www.mazdamotorsports.com/

It does not suck. You can buy a new transmission at a very reduced cost, even if you blew that sucker up racing. Mazda wants you to be happy. Unlike, say, Hennessy Honda of Woodstock, who will destroy your transmission and then deny that there are any new ones available. Hennessy Honda of Woodstock sucks like that.

I think many of the suspension components from a Mazda3 will fit on the Mazda5, too.