What bumper sticker for the new ride?

I just bought a Crown Vic that I'm really happy with. It still needs a paint job, but even once painted, big black ford sedans aren't exactly rare. I want something that will tell people "hey, not only is the driver of this car not a police officer, he's amazingly cool." I already have the obligatory GRM sticker as well as a Hong Norr racing sticker but I am unsatisfied as yet. Few know GRM and even fewer know Hong Norr. I don't want to scare my parents or offend other motorists. I'm thinking about an "I am the stig" sticker but I think this is the kind of conundrum the GRM forum was made for.

You DON'T want to offend other motorists? Why do you have a bumper sticker then?

contingency tags?

I won't post an image, but:

"My Killer Robot Skull-berkeleyed Your Honor Student"

Or, if you're so politically minded:

Paint the thing flat-black with a white skull-and-crossbones on the door! I've always wanted to do that to mine...

Also a really load exhaust with big shiny tips gives away the rear end of mine.

hmm, i have yet to sticker my R/T, but my last neon had several. i will let the factory "Skunk" stripes do the talking

I presume that you have a former Cop Car so I ecommend the following (or similar)

I brake for strippers!! That should be a hit with=the wife,inlaws,school oficals or just about enyone.

some good ones here

http://www.instantattitudes.com/lists.html

Another good one would be: "Shouldn't you be looking at the road?

Everybody needs Mister Sparkle.

There's your answer, fishbulb.

Well, the plates on my 9C1 are "NO FUZZ 2."

"NO FY V0" would also apply.

Or "I'm not a cop, but I play one on TV" was my standard reply to the kiddies when I used to go to house parties.

My jack russel is smarter than your honor student is one of my favorites

I'd say a tastful set of Ferrari front-fender decals would work well. Either the NART style or classic Prancing Horse-SJ style. (see below)

Or both.

Optional: A rear bumper that says "Race Car Toe Vehicle"

+1 on the PETA sticker...but I think I can improve it for more vegan-pissoff power

Okay this one's a bit un-American but it makes me LMAO:

A good non-offensive way to let people know you're a Christian (if applicable)

I think I'm going to get one of these:

This one gets laughs all over the political spectrum:

Grassrootstastic:

And a crapload of goodies!

http://fractalenlightenment.blogspot.com/2008/03/funniest-bumper-stickers.html

jrw1621 wrote: I presume that you have a former Cop Car so I ecommend the following (or similar)

I think we have a winner. Subtle, but hilarious...

I saw a Nixon/Agnew one on the rear of an early 90's Caprice recently.

Any other donut-themed stickers? I'm not going to doing anything political. Just not my thing.

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vanity plate or sticker UB6ILB9