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impulsive
impulsive New Reader
5/20/12 1:00 a.m.

the concept of forced sterilization has its place.

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
5/20/12 1:01 a.m.
Salanis wrote: You know, condoms are cheap. They sure cost a heck of a lot less than child support.

He could probably just have the kids bring them home from school for free.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
5/20/12 6:58 a.m.
N Sperlo wrote:

DIY version:

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer PowerDork
5/20/12 1:43 p.m.
Anti-stance wrote:
DukeOfUndersteer wrote: That movie "Idiocracy" is coming true...
You mean you aren't supposed to use Mountain Dew to water plants?

"go away, 'batin!!"

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
5/21/12 5:06 a.m.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand UberDork
5/21/12 9:37 a.m.

IIRC my dad's gardener is at 14 with 9 women.

pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
5/21/12 9:41 a.m.

Did he reveal his secret to getting women? I mean, "I have 29 kids to 10 other women and make minimum wage" seems like a deal-killer to me.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
5/21/12 9:53 a.m.

His secret is not hard to figure out: he has very low standards.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/21/12 12:01 p.m.

or none at all

fasted58
fasted58 UltraDork
5/21/12 12:06 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote: His secret is not hard to figure out: he has very low standards.

I been doin' it wrong

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
5/21/12 12:39 p.m.
mguar wrote: In reply to Anti-stance: As horrible as that sounds at least the women he mates aren't related to him. I met a rural southern person who has many children. Some of which the father breeds are his own children. He's proud of being white and conservative. (hates us ---- Yankees) Claims he's trying to keep the white race pure and keep up the number of whites being born. Yes he's a member of the German political group famous for starting WW2.

tr00f. There's a few of this type deep in the boonies. But I bet there's a few of them in the deep woods up in Yankeeland and America's Hat, too.

Anti-stance
Anti-stance HalfDork
5/21/12 12:56 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote:
mguar wrote: In reply to Anti-stance: As horrible as that sounds at least the women he mates aren't related to him. I met a rural southern person who has many children. Some of which the father breeds are his own children. He's proud of being white and conservative. (hates us ---- Yankees) Claims he's trying to keep the white race pure and keep up the number of whites being born. Yes he's a member of the German political group famous for starting WW2.
tr00f. There's a few of this type deep in the boonies. But I bet there's a few of them in the deep woods up in Yankeeland and America's Hat, too.

Appalachia. Those people have been known for humping their relatives and other things.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
5/21/12 1:13 p.m.

In reply to Anti-stance:

I'm going to assume you know 1) what 'stump broke' means and 2) a secondary use for hip waders.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/21/12 7:20 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote:
mguar wrote: In reply to Anti-stance: As horrible as that sounds at least the women he mates aren't related to him. I met a rural southern person who has many children. Some of which the father breeds are his own children. He's proud of being white and conservative. (hates us ---- Yankees) Claims he's trying to keep the white race pure and keep up the number of whites being born. Yes he's a member of the German political group famous for starting WW2.
tr00f. There's a few of this type deep in the boonies. But I bet there's a few of them in the deep woods up in Yankeeland and America's Hat, too.

Up here in Deepest Darkest Southern Jersey.. we call those folks "Pineys".. though many of them are related to the Hessian solders that Geoarge Washington routed in Trenton... you would never know it due to their inbreeding and all the "hiding" they do out in the Pine Barrens. A lot of those people never come out of the woods.. and are never happy when you find them back there. One family that I know.. the wife has never left the town she grew up in... for the past 40 years. This is a town that is 3 miles wide by 7 miles long

spitfirebill
spitfirebill UltraDork
5/22/12 1:07 p.m.
fasted58 wrote: a court ordered vasectomy may be in order...

Without an anesthetic preferably.

PHeller
PHeller SuperDork
5/22/12 1:08 p.m.

In reply to spitfirebill:

Beginnings of "Ow My Balls"

92CelicaHalfTrac
92CelicaHalfTrac MegaDork
5/22/12 1:11 p.m.
mguar wrote:
Wally wrote:
Salanis wrote: You know, condoms are cheap. They sure cost a heck of a lot less than child support.
He could probably just have the kids bring them home from school for free.
Not if the republicans have their way..

FLOUNDER

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
5/22/12 1:15 p.m.

So he's responsible for this. Wonder if he has one of these yet:

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
5/22/12 1:23 p.m.
PHeller wrote: But something tells me that even something like this would find criticism from the religious conservatives, who would still try and prevent a rich gay couple from adopting those 30 kids and raising them correctly (if alternatively).

Don't act like mguar. We already have enough flounder around here.

For the record, I happen to agree with both of you, but don't think we need to stir stuff up and create arguments "to keep the conversation going"

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