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Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro HalfDork
9/26/09 1:11 p.m.

PIITB?

HiTempguy
HiTempguy Reader
9/26/09 6:41 p.m.
Trans_Maro wrote: PIITB?

DING

confuZion3
confuZion3 SuperDork
9/27/09 9:35 p.m.

I was waiting for that acronym!

4eyes
4eyes New Reader
9/28/09 1:47 a.m.

A LOT of beautiful women are lonely because nice guys are intimidated and only self indulgent wieners ask them out.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury Dork
9/28/09 7:04 a.m.

Yeah, but a lot of beautiful women make a lot of guys lives suck if they are their co workers and the relationship goes south...

a reaaaallly truthful quote I heard once:

No matter how sexy or cool a woman is, some guy somewhere is tired of putting up with her e36m3

And putting up with her e36m3 doesnt mean putting up with her finicky European cars unreliable electrical system

now that we have that out of the way, its time for something entirely different...if you can manage to get her to talk to you, LISTEN, its the single best advice any man can be given about relationships.

Ian F
Ian F HalfDork
9/28/09 11:26 a.m.
4cylndrfury wrote: And *putting up with her e36m3* doesnt mean putting up with her finicky European cars unreliable electrical system

Well... sometimes it does mean EXACTLY that...

Of course, more than a few times, it's meant the 'other' thing...

Chebbie_SB
Chebbie_SB HalfDork
9/28/09 1:38 p.m.

My grandmother told all of us "Don't get your meat where you get your bread", and she wasn't talking about groceries... but it really depends on the dynamics of the workplace. Been there, done that, do you want everyone to know you as "Todd the tripod" or that your interests aren't exactly vanilla ?

Jensenman
Jensenman SuperDork
9/28/09 3:03 p.m.

'Thou shalt not dip thy quill in the company ink'.

EricM
EricM HalfDork
9/28/09 3:19 p.m.
confuZion3 wrote: Literally, the most beautiful woman I've ever seen just started working at my office. She's exceedingly polite, always smiles, is a Harvard graduate, and as I just found out, single. She's the kind of girl that you see and you get mad at yourself because you know YOU will never be able to get somebody like her. So how do I get somebody like her?

Dude, they make sit coms out of E36 M3 like this.

Let me save you a lot of time and money and heartache. guys like Us don't get girls like that. Sorry, I am not being a player hater I am just keeping it real.

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
9/28/09 3:31 p.m.

I believe the saying is: "No matter how good she looks, someone, somewhere is tired of her E36 M3."

For proof: Dita von Tease and Marylin Manson.

Duke
Duke SuperDork
9/28/09 3:34 p.m.

Yes, but who looks good and who's tired of whose E36M3?

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