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Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon SuperDork
12/14/11 7:54 a.m.

Anybody seen James Brown's mugshot on a piece of toast?

Otto Maddox
Otto Maddox Dork
12/14/11 8:07 a.m.

Steroid Jesus.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo SuperDork
12/14/11 8:11 a.m.
Otto Maddox wrote: Steroid Jesus.

Why is Jesus still depicted with light skin?

pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
12/14/11 8:12 a.m.

Why no discussion about Pre-Life? If there is an after, then reason dictates that there is something before. What was I doing in my pre-life? Where was I? Why did I end up with this hairline? Did I piss someone off in my pre-life?

Otto Maddox
Otto Maddox Dork
12/14/11 8:13 a.m.

Black Jesus.

Otto Maddox
Otto Maddox Dork
12/14/11 8:13 a.m.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
12/14/11 8:15 a.m.
N Sperlo wrote:
Otto Maddox wrote: Steroid Jesus.
Why is Jesus still depicted with light skin?

Marketing.

scardeal
scardeal HalfDork
12/14/11 8:19 a.m.
N Sperlo wrote: Why is Jesus still depicted with light skin?

There are middle eastern, white, black, oriental, etc. depictions of Jesus. One of the interesting features of Marian apparitions is that she appears as a local, as a native of the area. She too has been depicted as white, black, oriental, etc.

Chinese Madonna and Child:

N Sperlo
N Sperlo SuperDork
12/14/11 8:19 a.m.

In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker:

Marketing what?

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
12/14/11 8:20 a.m.

I like where this thread is going. Moar pix of sexy Jesus please.

And turtles. I like turtles!

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
12/14/11 8:22 a.m.
N Sperlo wrote: Why is Jesus still depicted with light skin?

N Sperlo
N Sperlo SuperDork
12/14/11 8:24 a.m.
scardeal wrote:
N Sperlo wrote: Why is Jesus still depicted with light skin?
There are middle eastern, white, black, oriental, etc. depictions of Jesus. One of the interesting features of Marian apparitions is that she appears as a local, as a native of the area. She too has been depicted as white, black, oriental, etc.

I have seen other variations, but few. It doesn't really bother me, its just almost comical that people can't comprehend another colored savior. I saw a picture a young girl had drawn of Jesus, and as wonderful of a job she did with the whole thing, I found myself laughing because he was white. Sure, it was her interpretation, but I have a hard time believing someone didn't plant the white Jesus seed.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
12/14/11 8:25 a.m.
N Sperlo wrote: In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker: Marketing what?

You couldn't sell black jesus to wealthy white europeans any more than you could southern baptists. Sexy white jesus filled the pews.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo SuperDork
12/14/11 8:29 a.m.

In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker:

Very good point.

autoxrs
autoxrs Reader
12/14/11 8:35 a.m.

Afterlife? Nope, once I'm dead I'm dead.

I take a humanist view on life. I realize that my time is limited and to stay sane requires me to actively ensure that the people around me have happiness and memories. And that I have done something with my life as well as helping do my little bit to make the world better.

I find the religious view point depressing, all of them are living to die.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo SuperDork
12/14/11 8:39 a.m.

In reply to autoxrs:

I believe in reincarnation. Doesn't that mean I'm living to be born?

So lets get back to alternatively colored Jesi.

autoxrs
autoxrs Reader
12/14/11 8:41 a.m.
N Sperlo wrote: So lets get back to alternatively colored Jesi.

Jeebus is brown, cuz we outsourced him. I'm brown, so I'll be your Jeebus.

Hello thank you for calling Jeebus. My name is Mike Jeebus, how can I help you?

N Sperlo
N Sperlo SuperDork
12/14/11 8:48 a.m.
autoxrs wrote:
N Sperlo wrote: So lets get back to alternatively colored Jesi.
Jeebus is brown, cuz we outsourced him. I'm brown, so I'll be your Jeebus. Hello thank you for calling Jeebus. My name is Mike Jeebus, how can I help you?

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