carguy123
carguy123 UltimaDork
9/21/13 5:11 p.m.

If so have I got the car for you.

Unfortunately it's located in the U of K, but if you're truly desperate for love enough to buy a car to ease the longings, then this is the vehicle for you.

scratch & sniff here

You guys can thank me later.

fasted58
fasted58 PowerDork
9/21/13 5:17 p.m.

Q: is the bottle of durex play on the passenger seat included,also do those wipes remove gonorrhea

carguy123
carguy123 UltimaDork
9/21/13 5:20 p.m.

What he doesn't realize is that Durex is the generic name for one of the more effective STD treatments known to man.

I'm betting no one in that car has ever had sex so gonorrhea wasn't an option.

fasted58
fasted58 PowerDork
9/21/13 5:22 p.m.

In reply to carguy123:

yea, jus a lil' over compensation there

Teh E36 M3
Teh E36 M3 Dork
9/21/13 5:54 p.m.

I would have called it a pu$&@y t-top or coupe.

fasted58
fasted58 PowerDork
9/21/13 6:20 p.m.

Bob Costas wagon be moar better.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Mod Squad
9/21/13 6:33 p.m.

It's not even a truck.

Or yellow.

Will
Will Dork
9/21/13 6:39 p.m.

As owner of an SW20, I call BS on the Bob Costas wagon claim.

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy UberDork
9/21/13 11:06 p.m.

The United of Kingdom?

Duke
Duke PowerDork
9/22/13 10:50 a.m.

What's funny is that Tarentino took a liking to that thing and drove it around for a while after production ended.

dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
9/22/13 12:57 p.m.

But but but but.. .. . The steering wheel is on the wrong side?

I felt like I need to take a shower after reading that

The0retical
The0retical HalfDork
9/22/13 3:50 p.m.

Trying too hard to be featured on Jalopnik. Must be what all the cool kids aspire to these days.

jpaturzo
jpaturzo Reader
9/22/13 3:57 p.m.

I don't claim to know anything about the Queen's English, but wouldn't that be a " Bob Costas Lorry"?

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