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JoeyM
JoeyM UltimaDork
10/4/12 5:45 a.m.
Anti-stance wrote: Honestly, I thought Florida was the armpit of the south. Maybe it's Florida is the armpit of the country?

I thought we were the hootus of the south

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
10/4/12 6:35 a.m.

Naw, looks more like the country's big ol' poop.

slantvaliant
slantvaliant SuperDork
10/4/12 8:59 a.m.

Why wouldn't the space aliens (have to be specfic, you know) come to the actual Spaceport? I mean, besides it being in New Mexico? (Kidding! I like New Mexico. Honest!)

Spaceport

It's not even in Roswell, where the streetlamps look like this:

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cwh
cwh PowerDork
10/4/12 9:04 a.m.

Ya'll are wrong about Florida. It's the anus.

93EXCivic
93EXCivic MegaDork
10/4/12 9:09 a.m.
DoctorBlade wrote:
Curmudgeon wrote: All I can say is, thank dog for Mississippi.
Thank God for SC, you mean. We don't have a "UFO Welcome Center" here.

Alabama's state motto "at least we aren't Mississippi".

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
10/4/12 10:32 a.m.

Garden City Beach, SC.

yamaha
yamaha Dork
10/4/12 11:58 a.m.
Anti-stance wrote: Honestly, I thought Florida was the armpit of the south. Maybe it's Florida is the armpit of the country?

Negative, thats Jersey.....its been Jersey for forever, that won't change.

friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado PowerDork
10/4/12 12:26 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFO_Welcome_Center http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/10911 All I can say is, thank dog for Mississippi.

Twenty bucks a pop?!? Hell, I may build one.

spitfirebill
spitfirebill UltraDork
10/4/12 2:40 p.m.
93EXCivic wrote:
DoctorBlade wrote:
Curmudgeon wrote: All I can say is, thank dog for Mississippi.
Thank God for SC, you mean. We don't have a "UFO Welcome Center" here.
Alabama's state motto "at least we aren't Mississippi".

The quote in SC is "thank God for Mississippi". Curmudgeon just put his spin on it.

SilverFleet
SilverFleet Dork
10/4/12 3:23 p.m.

Well... there's this thing right outside the track in Gainesville...

spriteracer
spriteracer Reader
10/4/12 9:06 p.m.

Even aliens have enough sense to avoid that E36 M3hole Arkansas where they would be the ones getting anally probed.

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