Berkeley.

My buddy pointed this out. Now I need a new haircut.

you got kim jong'd

Santa Cruz!

(are we just shouting out CA towns?)

There's only one way to fix that. Mohawk time.

Glendale!!

Jay wrote: There's only one way to fix that. Mohawk time.

I see what you did there... Mohawk, CA 96103

I now have to clean up a fair amount of coffee spray. Thanks.

...or just ask the ladies back to your pickup for some missile testing

I think it'll be fine as long as you don't part it down to the sides like that. Don't brush it all back like this either:

theenico wrote: ...or just ask the ladies back to your pickup for some missile testing

Just don't blow up soon after launch!

Heck, I say own it.

In reply to captdownshift:

That's the plan.

In reply to G_Body_Man:

Just follow this guy's lead and hang around the nearest campus.

^On the commute to my old office location I often passed a guy who looked exactly like a younger Fidel Castro, even with the same kind of clothes and hat. He drives a Suzuki kei van.

Baby you're a firework.

I accidentally ended up with a mullet once. I didnt ask for it, but thats what the barber cut.

In reply to logdog:

I attempted to give myself a mullet once. Was dressing up as a redneck for Halloween one year in college and decided I might as well go all out. The results were about as poor as you would expect. And yes, alcohol was very much involved.

In reply to Furious_E:

The worse the mullet, the more authentic it is.

I was forced into a premed mullet because my mom said "it's the style, everyone's doing it".

I have never forgiven her

Nick (LUCAS) Comstock wrote: I was forced into a premed mullet because my mom said "it's the style, everyone's doing it". I have never forgiven her

Did you ask if everybody was jumping off a bridge, should you do it too?

logdog wrote:

Nick (LUCAS) Comstock wrote: I was forced into a premed mullet because my mom said "it's the style, everyone's doing it". I have never forgiven her

Did you ask if everybody was jumping off a bridge, should you do it too?

And if she had replied: "Shut up and smoke your dope."

It was just in time for class pictures.

I blame Billy ray Cyrus.

It's no wonder I shaved my head as soon as I got old enough to control my own hairstyle.

I miss having free will over my hair and beard. But SWMBO likes the Don Draper+beard look. Happy wife, happy life.

My friends were throwing a heavy metal themed party and a mullet seemed like perfect addition to my pleather jacket, Lycra stretchy shirt, and combat boots. Wiffee took me to the hood beauty store and found the perfect match of hair extensions complete with frosted tips. She glued in them in and gave me an epic, business in the front party in the rear, mullet. It was so good I kept it over the weekend to her horror. The looks on people's faces were sooooo perfect.

In reply to Nick (LUCAS) Comstock:

Perm in the front/top, straight & long in the back? I remember nearly every guy in school doing that. I just grew mine out shoulder-length all the way around so I didn't have to see any of them.

Edit: Except for my senior year when I tried to look like the singer from Information Society.