Best burglary disguise EVAR

Classic.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/10/29/iowa.marker.disguise/index.html

Hah!

I like how the guy on the left tried to go for a 'masked avenger' super-villain type look.

i wonder what sort of drugs they were into

There's a reason they call them Permanent Markers. Ya ever try to get that ink off of your hands?

Duh! He didn't even draw any freckles on himself, how did he expect to get away!?!?

I figured you were going to show Wally's "bra-mask" when I opened this up. Two similar threads on the same day- is Halloween coming soon?

You have to love the police chief's quotes. "Strangely weird and hilariously funny!"

Bwahaha! Too bad they weren't a little more creative though!

NYG95GA wrote: There's a reason they call them Permanent Markers. Ya ever try to get that ink off of your hands?

So now they get to go to jail like that, right?

"Sharpies...even if you're not too sharp!"

And if they're not coloring their face with a marker, our (I'm in Iowa) petty criminals also like to drop their cell phones at the scene.....

"Police: Cell Phone Leads To Bus Vandals" http://www.kcci.com/news/21474202/detail.html

"Some of the world's stupidest criminals live in America. I've always been very proud of that."

~President Jed Bartlett