Brian Reagan on dogs

I don't like my wife's aunt's dog. Any time someone goes near her house(me included) he goes berzerk with the barking. And if he gets half a chance he will bite you too.

Actually he is the perfect dog for a 96 year old deaf lady who lives alone.

I've never heard any Brian Regan bit that isn't hillarious. That guy is great, and he doesn't need to use foul language to be "funny".

Seems to be something about 3am that gets 'em going

I don't like all dogs, but in general I prefer them to humans.

When I go to bed, my dog gets locked up in the house. If she barks and annoys someone during the night, that person will be me.

In reply to EastCoastMojo:

Thank you, I will be trying one of those.

EastCoastMojo wrote: Seems to be something about 3am that gets 'em going

If my neighbor was using it outside, I would reprogram it as a fart machine.

In reply to N Sperlo:

I might try that as well

yeah he manages to be hilarious and never use any "bad" words. If you get a chance listen to his "Native Birds" segment hahaha

I've noticed that the first reply to a thread is often the one that sets the tone for the rest of the thread. The original post sometimes has very little to do with it. This is one of those threads.

And, I've made my opinion on dogs known in other threads, and Brian Reagan is hilarious. That is all.

Twin_Cam wrote: I've noticed that the first reply to a thread is often the one that sets the tone for the rest of the thread. The original post sometimes has very little to do with it. This is one of those threads. And, I've made my opinion on dogs known in other threads, and Brian Reagan is hilarious. That is all.

well, I'm just a negative nancy, so there!

I am an absolute dog LOVER. My little Basset hound is literally my best friend in the world. I don't often use the word, but I adore him. If someone told me they hated my berkeleying dog, I would probably punch them in the face...hard.

Jack Byrnes: Greg, how come you don't like cats?

Greg Focker: I don't not like cats. I-I just - I just prefer dogs. I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know. Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of...

Jack Byrnes: You need that assurance, do you? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal?

Greg Focker: I...

Jack Byrnes: You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.

z31maniac wrote: Jack Byrnes: You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.

Sometimes dogs don't break; they get revenge:

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=18299091&title=dog-shoots-man

oldsaw wrote:

z31maniac wrote: Jack Byrnes: You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.

Sometimes dogs don't break; they get revenge: http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=18299091&title=dog-shoots-man

Here is what that looks like. You're welcome.

oldsaw wrote:

z31maniac wrote: Jack Byrnes: You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.

Sometimes dogs don't break; they get revenge: http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=18299091&title=dog-shoots-man

It was a from a movie, geez.

Ow.

How the heck does hating dogs make you an awful human being?

For the record, the only animals I hate more than cats are dogs and human children.

(That was a joke.)

I own dogs because I hate people.

I hate everything and everyone.

No time for discretion.

BTW, there's new Brian Regan meterial on YT!!

Sorry, had to revive this because I found this.

I didn't really trust poopy to begin with, but now I REALLY don't! [sarcasm]...it's probably the beard...