Why oh why didnt I think of contraception? My daughter is driving me crazy! I still lover more than life its self but she is driving me crazy! She is just tired and cranky from a busy day. Thanks for letting me vent.
Why oh why didnt I think of contraception? My daughter is driving me crazy! I still lover more than life its self but she is driving me crazy! She is just tired and cranky from a busy day. Thanks for letting me vent.
want to trade for almost 5 year old twins and a 6.5 year old? lol
they're on pool ban for two days for the same reason
NOOOO! The one I have will be 5 next month. Maybe 
Calm blue oceans, calm blue oceans.
I took the phone away from my 17 year old daughter on Monday for a week.Apparently, I am an evil man. 
Kinda funny her having to use the "house phone"...in the kitchen...complete with the cord.
that is evil.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ
Man, if you took away my cellphone right now and gave me a landline I would be able to call my parents and that's about it. Maybe old highschool friends before I had a built-in address book. Come to think of it, that's pretty dangerous. I should memorize some more.
At first I thought the original post was about contraception for your daughter. My immediate response was that I'm jumping off a bridge when that conversation comes around with my little girl.
I thought you were going to ask for tips on what contraceptive to use. I was going to offer my most potent form. That is being a fat, balding middle-aged guy with a spare tire and hair starting to grow out of my ears. Good lord man, my wife will only touch me after a few glasses of wine.
When I was younger I used my personality as contraception. It wore off as I got older and less obnoxious.
DrBoost wrote: I thought you were going to ask for tips on what contraceptive to use. I was going to offer my most potent form. That is being a fat, balding middle-aged guy with a spare tire and hair starting to grow out of my ears. Good lord man, my wife will only touch me after a few glasses of wine.
Right there with ya, man!
There's been a few times I've wished I had, er, cut the moment short. 
But overall, the kid's a dream.
I'm not bald, but damn I got the ear hair and love handles. 
Oh, well: I have always heard women say that looks mean nothing, they really care about what's inside. Now's their chance to prove it!
Little kids, little problems. Man up.
I find that spending lots of time with old cars helps with contraception as well.
My daughter is almost 7 and the boy will be here in september. Its hard work but darn worth it. A trip to the firing range once a month seems to keep me calm and in control. The wife is a different story.
As they get older the problems don't go away, they just get more expensive.
About contraceptives, I had that discussion with my 18yo daughter the other day. Can anyone say awkward. The wife handled it years ago when she started to grow up. She is headed off to college this year and the only thing I want her to bring back is an education. I've already got two grand kids and another on the way from my 24yo son who didn't listen.
Still wouldn't trade them for the world.
Kids are great!!!!!!......................................as long as they belong to someone else. 
Says the man with a son from my first marriage (and just made me a grandpa) and 2 daughters from the present marriage.
We took Tanner and Trevor camping this weekend. Tanner is seven and pretty good about fire and water safety. Trevor is 20 months... let's just say I need a vacation form my holiday weekend. He would stand and look at you while rotating his body toward ___ (road, lake, fire pit, you name it) and then while still looking right at you take of running towards said hazard waiting for you to catch him. A goo weekiend in all but man I am tired from it.
JFX001 wrote: I took the phone away from my 17 year old daughter on Monday for a week.Apparently, I am an evil man.
Ouch! What'd she do to deserve that? Run up a monster cell phone bill?
GameboyRMH wrote:JFX001 wrote: I took the phone away from my 17 year old daughter on Monday for a week.Apparently, I am an evil man.Ouch! What'd she do to deserve that? Run up a monster cell phone bill?
It's an ongoing thing. We made a deal 8 years ago and I am teaching her responsibility and accountability. She came in a half hour ago and asked if she could have it back...I said 7:00...she countered with 5:30....I said tomorrow.
She's a good kid....just gets a case of "entitlement" every now and then.
Grtechguy wrote:that is evil.....
Dude - I took my 13-year-old daughter's BEDROOM DOOR away for a week one time. That one's now 18, and her 14-year-old sister is about to get the same treatment if she doesn't decide to become human in the next 10 minutes or so.
Duke wrote:Grtechguy wrote:Dude - I took my 13-year-old daughter's BEDROOM DOOR away for a week one time. That one's now 18, and her 14-year-old sister is about to get the same treatment if she doesn't decide to become human in the next 10 minutes or so.that is evil.....
Excellent! My children understand that a door to their bedroom is a privilege -- and if it gets slammed in anger or disugst, it comes off.
If that fails to get the point across, remind them that bathrooms have doors as well.
Woody wrote: If that fails to get the point across, remind them that bathrooms have doors as well.
Or that daddy may need a valet when he goes poo for the next six months.
John Brown wrote:Woody wrote: If that fails to get the point across, remind them that bathrooms have doors as well.Or that daddy may need a valet when he goes poo for the next six months.
As he tries out the hotwings and burrito diet
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