AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/30/09 8:41 a.m.
Swank Force One
Swank Force One MegaDork
3/30/09 8:45 a.m.

Holy crap look at his mouth....

Goes up on one side, down on the other.

He gives me the willies even during the commercials... but in these mug shots, he could double as a villian in a superhero comic. Wow.

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/30/09 8:46 a.m.

$1000 should have bought not one, but two.

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
3/30/09 8:54 a.m.

maybe they should call it ShamPOW.

Tim Baxter
Tim Baxter UltimaDork
3/30/09 9:01 a.m.

I think he was just upset she wasn't willing to double the offer.

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
3/30/09 9:12 a.m.
Tim Baxter wrote: I think he was just upset she wasn't willing to double the offer.

probably only had one viagra

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
3/30/09 9:41 a.m.

Wow, he really is a rough lookin' type.

I see where Billy Mays is going to have a show on Discovery called 'Pitch Men'. ECM, set your TiVo!

Josh
Josh SuperDork
3/30/09 9:51 a.m.

Sadly, vince was unable to slap his troubles away... Guess he stopped having boring tuna... Apparently, she didn't love his nuts...

JmfnB
JmfnB GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/30/09 9:54 a.m.

The Slap Chop commercial was just on, we all stopped to watch it.

Hilarity ensues once you drop the c and the p.

Brian
Brian MegaDork
3/30/09 10:04 a.m.

44? Damn he has a good make up job for the comercials.

he's also an ex sciontologist and owner of the sham wow company.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Mod Squad
3/30/09 11:09 a.m.

AH ha ha ha ha! I only wish she had bitten it completely off! Then she could have turned to the camers and said, "Are you gettin' this camera guy?"

Man. He is one creepy lookin' dude.

JmfnB
JmfnB GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/30/09 11:23 a.m.

Maybe he asked her to to a test run of the companys newest product... the Sham Pon.

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/30/09 11:40 a.m.

The lucky lady: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0330091newsham1.html

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/30/09 11:50 a.m.
John Brown wrote: Maybe he asked her to to a test run of the companys newest product... the Sham Pon.

i LOLd

John Welsh
John Welsh Mod Squad
3/30/09 1:56 p.m.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0330091newsham1.html

The pictures in this link just shows me that you can take the Carny out of the Carnival but you can not take the Carnival out of the Carny.

Freak Show!

driver109x
driver109x HalfDork
3/30/09 2:36 p.m.

Shlomi...hee hee hee!

MrJoshua
MrJoshua UltimaDork
3/30/09 3:13 p.m.

Man I hope she looked better with makeup on.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
3/30/09 3:15 p.m.

A grand doesn't go as far as it used to, does it?

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Mod Squad
3/30/09 3:21 p.m.

A grand isn't worth what it used to be.

Brian
Brian MegaDork
3/30/09 3:23 p.m.

it still makes me laugh

cwh
cwh PowerDork
3/31/09 8:26 a.m.

One look at him and I can see why he has to pay to get laid!

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