Fart rage

You wussies complain about Road Rage, here in SoFla, we gots FART RAGE!! From todays Sun Sentinel-

Two Volusia County men were having dinner when one of the men passed gas on the other man's food.

Definately not a polite thing to do.

Anthony Stevens, 37, told his friend, 28-year-old Tervoris Baker, that it was rude to pass gas and Stevens kicked his food onto the floor. Baker became angry and started chasing Stevens who said he was laughing because he thought they were playing, reports WFTV News.

Baker said he was going to get his gun. Stevens ran out of the house and said he saw Baker with a bat. Baker then began breaking the windows of Stevens' SUV.

Stevens flagged down a deputy.

By then Baker had shattered every single window and dented the body of the 1998 Ford Expedition in a fit of rage.

Baker was arrested and taken to the Volusia County branch jail where he later posted a $1,500 bail.

Probably should have spent it on Beano.

I wonder what they were eating?

More importantly, what were they drinking?

You can't make this stuff up; it has to actually happen.

I suspect that missing from the story should have been the phrase, "alcohol may have been a factor."

That newspaper has a series called "FloriDUH." Lot's of stuff to work with.

Fark has a "Florida" tag. It's amazing how many weird news stories come from the Sunshine State.

newsperson said: Anthony Stevens, 37, told his friend, 28-year-old Tervoris Baker, that it was rude to pass gas

I'm sure it went just like that.

lol my thoughts exactly.

"pardon me, good friend, but your discharging of the gaseous byproduct of human disgesting onto my meal is a blatant violation of good taste."

I'll betcha the word "flatulence" was never spoken.

I suspect the phrasing was more along the lines of "Dude, what the berkeley? I'm gonna kick your Bob Costas ass!"

Ever live with weightlifters? After 2 months of "The Smell" you will be capable of murder.

When I was a power lifter we devised a "game". When someone was under a lot of weight you could "crop dust" them. This involved walking by while breaking wind. It is actually motivating to push harder to get out from under the weight and away from the stench. Of course revenge is part of the game. make sure the spotter is a player.

Volusia county? Um. that's here. Yikes. VoCo makes me proud.

Per Schroeder wrote: Volusia county? Um. that's here. Yikes. VoCo makes me proud.

I can expect that stuff from Volusia County...you got everything from DelRico to White Trash to Awesome beaches there.