24 August - Florida man drunk and naked sets house on fire in cookie baking attempt.
Geez, all we have is a nut job Governor.
24 August - Florida man drunk and naked sets house on fire in cookie baking attempt.
Geez, all we have is a nut job Governor.
8/12: Florida Man born perfect. Spends next 40 years berkeleying it all up.
January 6th: Florida Man robs bank, dressed as Spider-Man
A Florida man accused of threatening his family by texting them Coldplay lyrics, and warning them of retribution from his “Nazi prison associates” was persuaded by police to end a standoff in return for a fresh slice of pizza, reports say.
9/14 Florida man says woman hosed him down for fishing in water she owns
Several others came up but they were all morbid without the decency to be funny.
It is interesting to note that only men in Florida are observed doing crazy things, whereas women do crazy E36 M3 all over the world. 
My all time favorite. Technically it was the woman who lit the cigarette but I'm sure he loaded the open propane tank.
I can only imagine what turns up when I reach "Florida man 420"....
Oddly, mine (1/19) led to several unrelated but similar stories about male Floridians finding large snakes.
Well, congrats to anyone born on 8/1. You've got a winner here:
The video is . . . something. (It's also NSFW for language)
A worthy addition- 8/14
April 14th.
A Florida man is under arrest for allegedly killing his wife and attempting to cover up the crime by using her cellphone to send text messages that appeared to come from her, telling family and friends that she was in quarantine after contracting the coronavirus, police said.
Recon1342 said:A worthy addition- 8/14
Neighbor said she was surprised he used roach spray since she was not a roach - wow
kazoospec said:Well, congrats to anyone born on 8/1. You've got a winner here:
The video is . . . something. (It's also NSFW for language)
That video was fantastic.
July 24:
there's a website called florida man birthday challenge, but i thought using that would be cheating.
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