Nearly 40 of them, tell me quick!
Nearly 40 of them, tell me quick!
Burn them?
Kindof unremarkable suggestion.... but probably the best and safest yet fun thing to do.
Build a jump.
David S. Wallens wrote: Build a flaming jump.
fixed.
in college, we:
-walled the RA in his room
-built furniture in the common room
-made them into a "christmas tree"
there were some others, but i can't remember.
At the risk of sounding dweebish, recycle them?
Duke wrote: At the risk of sounding dweebish, recycle them?
Dweeb, Use them like a MAN, they make decent bullit backstops. Soak 'em in water. And then use them to compare penetration
Don't forget expansion and penetration, SoloSonett. They're great for that. I didn't know there were other uses for old phone books. Hey, we can keep poopshovel and 93celicaGT2 happy if we used incindiary ammo. This could be win-win.
Dr. Hess wrote: Hey, we can keep poopshovel and 93celicaGT2 happy if we used incindiary ammo. This could be win-win.
I like your thinking
SoloSonett wrote:Duke wrote: At the risk of sounding dweebish, recycle them?Dweeb, Use them like a MAN, they make decent bullit backstops. Soak 'em in water. And then use them to compare penetration
Nah, too wimpy. Soak them in kerosene and use tracers.
Edit: Rats, Dr. Hess and amaff beat me to it.
Fone henge
Build a rocket ship!
Dr. Hess wrote: Don't forget expansion and penetration, SoloSonett. They're great for that. I didn't know there were other uses for old phone books. Hey, we can keep poopshovel and 93celicaGT2 happy if we used incindiary ammo. This could be win-win.
"Dragon's Tail" rounds FTMFW!
Build a fort.
Ooh..we've got thousands of back issues......
Per Schroeder wrote: Ooh..we've got thousands of back issues......
Skid plates for alighments.
Can't recycle them, and the janitor collected them up behind my back, dammit. Nice ideas though. I like the kerosene soaked books w/ tracers especially. There weren't enough for a fort or anything, maybe a small fone henge would have been possible, LOL 
Beat an overly ambitious janitor?
captainzib wrote: Build a fort.
That's usually my first suggestion for situations like this one, but it sounded like we didn't have enough phonebooks. A jump would be my second choice. Forts are cool.
so the consensus is:
knock out janitor and steal them back, soak in kerosene, build a fone henge around a christmas tree and shoot them.
i love this place. 
i like the target idea. They tend to make lots of confetti when shot with 30-06 rounds... not that i should know....
Rip them in half with your bare hands (start with just one and work you way up to combos).
I always use them as bases to drill on since I don't have like... a press or bench or whatever
I guess you only need to keep 1 or 2 around for that though
Donate them to the Power Team, so they can rip them in half for Jesus.
ummmmm miata?
not kidding actually for a lowered miata you could drive onto them like ramps so you can get a regular jack under it and put it on jackstands
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