I delivered for about a year, and then moved into management. I could tell you a few stories but I will just give you one for the time being.
Once upon a time....bah. At the time of this story I was managing a Dominio's store on the outskirts of Gainesville, we delivered to a little town about 8 miles outside of Gville that had it's own "main st", which by alachua county's grid system was pegged at 250th st. now my drivers that had been working for me all knew this, and if we got a customer that claimed thier address was blah blah blah south main, we all knew it was out in this little town, as we were 143 blocks out from main st in gainesville and we knew darn good and well that there were closer stores on main, that delivered out there. Had this chick in her late 40's that came out to our store to pull some extra hours, she had been with the company almost a month at that time, so I figured "sure she can handle this area" I sent her on one of our south main runs, since she was still considered "new" she only got singles unless they were really close to each other. Now about 30 min later I get a phone call from the customer, "hey wheres my food" to which my answer was "I'm sorry Mr. Smith the driver left with it a while ago, I'll tell you what, take 50% off your order, your new total is ____. Go easy on my driver she's new to the area, thank you, and I'll call her and find out where she is." Her phone went strait to voice mail. Apparently she had a prepaid phone, and only turned it on when she needed it. At this point I'm a little worried about where one of my drivers is at. About 20 min later customer calls back, asks for me by name and again asks about his food, "Sir I'm sorry about this but if she hasn't gotten there by now, I don't know where she's at, her phone goes strait to voicemail. I'll take care of you, just make sure you take care of my driver, give me 20 min's and you'll have your food." I remade the order, and while it was in the oven I called the 5 other stores in the area, "hey if any of your drivers see's so and so's car have them call me and let me know".
I got the customers food delivered to them, the driver that got it there, got a 8 dollar tip and I got a phone call thanking me for the free food.
Still no sign of my missing driver.
She showed up almost 2 hours later back at the store, and after a long talk of why didn't your cell work, and south main is 250th street, blah blah. She had gone to south main in gainesville, luckily the address didn't exist over there and she didn't try the random door approach to delivering it. So I sent her out on another delivery, this time with instructions on where the house was and how to get there, pretty prominent family in the little town, has a buisness on the main drag through town, follow the road around back of the buisness and the BIG white victorian style house is the one you're looking for.
At this time we got our second wind for rush that night, so I got back to work, and lost track of time. 30 min's later I get a phone call, "hey I ran outta gas" "are you freaking kidding me?" "ok, did you at least make the delivery already?""nah got turned around" "oh man. "ok that's gonna be a free order when it get's there I'll get someone out there to run that delivery and then get you some gas"
Called the customer, explained what happened and told them it was gonna be free. Then since all my other drivers were out on deliveries, I asked one of my insiders/part time drivers if he would run and help. After gas money, and the promise when he got back he could go home, he took off running. Now this kid drove an 89 Supra turbo, that made about 400 at the wheels, interior had been all done up and was a very very nice car. He get's to this chick in about 8 minutes, picks her up, and makes the delivery. Takes her to the gas station to get some gas, and this lady is too cheap to buy a gas can, so she freakin gets a 44oz PAPER CUP, and fills it with gas, and expects him to take her back to her car. (which we found out later was only about 5 blocks from her car.)
By the time he gets back to the store, in another record run down that strip. I had gotten a phone call from the customer "THERE ARE 2 SLICES MISSING FROM MY PIZZA!" "sorry sir I will take care of that right away. is there anything else I can get you?" remake the order, put it in my fastest drivers hands, and pray nothing else goes wrong.
About the time the order was leaving the second time I see her car pull in the front. As she walked in, I asked her into the office along with one of my assistants working that night to ask her about the missing slices.
"Did you eat any of that pizza you just delivered?""well yeah, I got hungry, while I was waiting.""ok, get your stuff together, you're done for the night" "and you can call the area supervisor to talk about when you can work again"
when she got in to check out for the night she was 15$ short......."why are you so short?""well I ran outta gas and had to take some out of my bank to buy gas" are you freaking kidding me? "ok I'll cover the 15, just be safe and go home."
When she met with the area supervisor the next day, do you believe she had the balls to say I was "picking" on her and singling her out, because I only gave her 1 run at a time? Holy crap. They gave her another chance at the downtown stores with MUCH smaller delivery area's. 2 weeks later she threatened to shoot another manager as he was doing the same thing, she kept screwing up, so he would only give her 1 delivery at a time.
I'm sure there's more to this story that I'm leaving out but, I can't think of it right now. you wanted strange and funny well there ya go.
Cheers!