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poopshovel
poopshovel Dork
8/12/08 2:40 p.m.

Every time I see a commercial for the new Star Wars "movie," I've started singing along with the frantic "dootdoot doodoodoo" music, adding the words "SELL THE VIDEO GAME! SELL THE VIDEO GAME! SELL THE VIDEO GAME! SELL THE VIDEO GAME! SEEEEEEELLLLLLLL THE VIDEOGAAAAAAAAAME!"

It's fun. You should try it. Berkeley George Lucas and Schpielberg.

Tim Baxter
Tim Baxter Online Editor
8/12/08 2:54 p.m.

If I'd known George Lucas was going to crap on my youth I never would have let him be a part of it.

Duke
Duke Dork
8/12/08 2:57 p.m.

Luckily I managed to avoid thinking that Star Wars was the coolest thing evAr. I think it was the Ewoks that showed me the real Lucas.

rebelgtp
rebelgtp HalfDork
8/12/08 3:01 p.m.

HA as soon as I opened this thread that commercial came on...

See I loved Star Wars and Indiana Jones when I was a kid. Laser rifles, lightsabers, bull whips and kickin Nazi butt great entertainment...I had high hopes when the new Star Wars movies were released, they sucked, I regained hopes that the new Indy movie would at least be good...yeah well it failed miserably.

aircooled
aircooled Dork
8/12/08 3:54 p.m.

I thought I read somewhere that this new movie was some kind of lead in for a StarWars based TV show. You know, kind of like Buck Rogers in the 25th Century...

"bede bede bede"

then again, there was something that I liked about that show, I just can't seem to figure it out...

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
8/12/08 4:06 p.m.

You need to watch all 6 SW movies from Episode 1. It becomes a different story. If you watch them how they were released, 4-6, 1-3, then they are the story of Luke Skywalker. If you watch them 1-6, they become the story of Anakin Skywalker.

Tim Baxter
Tim Baxter Online Editor
8/12/08 4:10 p.m.

Problem is, the story of Anakin Skywalker is draggy, annoying, and full of really bad dialogue. The story of Luke Skywalker is much more entertaining, and only partially full of bad dialogue.

rebelgtp
rebelgtp HalfDork
8/12/08 4:26 p.m.

I still think the best 2 parts of the new movies was the lightsaber battle involving Yoda

Gearhead_42
Gearhead_42 HalfDork
8/12/08 4:26 p.m.

Either direction you watch them, the order remains

Good, Better, SUCK, Good, Better, SUCK

billy3esq
billy3esq Dork
8/12/08 4:36 p.m.

I disagree.

If you watch them 4-5-6-1-2-3 you get

Really good, Awesome, Meh, Major Suck, Better but still sucking, Meh.

Gearhead_42
Gearhead_42 HalfDork
8/12/08 5:09 p.m.
billy3esq wrote: I disagree. If you watch them 4-5-6-1-2-3 you get Really good, Awesome, Meh, Major Suck, Better but still sucking, Meh.

Wow, I actually thought 1 was half decent... anyway, we differ only in details

rebelgtp
rebelgtp HalfDork
8/12/08 5:14 p.m.
Gearhead_42 wrote: Wow, I actually thought 1 was half decent... anyway, we differ only in details

The only reason you need to dislike number 1

billy3esq
billy3esq Dork
8/12/08 5:17 p.m.

By the end of 1 I wanted to blow out either my brains or Jar-Jar's. [edit: I posted this before rebelgtp's post, but he's right on target.] OTOH, I sort of liked 3.

Episode 2 did at least explain Leah's comment about Luke's height in 4.

Episode 3 would have been a lot better if they had condensed the first hour of the movie into 15 minutes and expanded the last 20 minutes into an hour. I'm still not exactly sure how/why Anakin went from being a little on the whiny side to slaughtering Jedi kindergarteners.

Jay
Jay HalfDork
8/12/08 5:41 p.m.

What are you guys talking about? Star Wars "episode 1, 2, and 3"? I've never heard of such a thing! Stop making stuff up.

Everyone knows Star Wars starts at episode 4 and ends at 6. It's like the way the Highlander films are numbered I and III with nothing in between.

J

therex
therex Dork
8/12/08 6:42 p.m.
Dr. Hess wrote: You need to watch all 6 SW movies from Episode 1. It becomes a different story. If you watch them how they were released, 4-6, 1-3, then they are the story of Luke Skywalker. If you watch them 1-6, they become the story of Anakin Skywalker.

May I humbly disagree, Dr. Hess.

Either way you watch it, Star Wars is Obi Wan's story. Show me a plot point in any of the six that doesn't have Obi Wan at its root.

Salanis
Salanis Dork
8/12/08 6:48 p.m.

Star Wars is R2-D2's and C3P0's story. R2-D2 started that E36 M3 off.

Gearhead_42
Gearhead_42 HalfDork
8/12/08 7:27 p.m.
Salanis wrote: Star Wars is R2-D2's and C3P0's story. R2-D2 started that E36 M3 off.

Thought of logically, you are absolutely correct- the only characters in all 6 stories?

R2-D2, C3PO, and Anakin. Well, ObiWan, if his ghost counts... Even Yoda, all 900 years old he reach, not all 6 does he in appear...

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
8/12/08 7:28 p.m.

A good movie with Liam Neeson is Taken, 2008. It's an action movie like the way Steven Segal movies used to be when he was in his prime. Neeson goes through bad guys like a light saber through droids. I suspect it will be one of those direct-to-DVD's, but it's worth watching.

JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director
8/12/08 7:30 p.m.
billy3esq wrote: Episode 3 would have been a lot better if they had condensed the first hour of the movie into 15 minutes and expanded the last 20 minutes into an hour. I'm still not exactly sure how/why Anakin went from being a little on the whiny side to slaughtering Jedi kindergarteners.

DING! Winner!

I thought the saga was supposed to be about the fall and eventual redemption of a hero, not some stupid intergalactic zoning dispute

Also, I'd have to say that Star Wars 1-3 was the primary force behind me not heading out to Indy IV opening weekend. After Lucas raping my childhood in his garage I couldn't bear to have Speilberg drive me home while eyeing me like a piece of meat.

What happened to these guys?

jg

P.S. EDIT: Doc, I think Taken is getting wide release in Europe. Hopefully if it does well we'll get it either soon after in theaters or an early DVD date.

ManofFewWords
ManofFewWords New Reader
8/12/08 7:31 p.m.

the dork factor is very high in this thread

JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director
8/12/08 7:33 p.m.
ManofFewWords wrote: the dork factor is very high in this thread

I'm posting with a parrot on my shoulder. I win.

jg

ManofFewWords
ManofFewWords New Reader
8/12/08 8:22 p.m.

ROFL!

neon4891
neon4891 Dork
8/12/08 10:44 p.m.

I'm more for the space ship battle sceens that the light saber fights, so that alone killed off 1-3. IMHO, Serenity had better space sceens than 3.

Return of the Jedi will always be my favorite. I mean, how many other boys got their first hard on from Leah in the Gold Bikini?

semi O/T, but in terms of geek, my Sci Fi dvd wallet/case goes;

Star wars 1-6(4-6 are the sets that include the originalversions, ie, non-'97 berkeley ups),

Firefly/Serenity,

Stargate SG-1, seasons 1-10, plus the 2 direct to DVD follow up movies.

Osterkraut
Osterkraut Reader
8/13/08 12:17 a.m.

Fools. All of you. Star Wars 4-6 is the story of Han Solo.

Han shot first!

Tim Baxter
Tim Baxter Online Editor
8/13/08 6:25 a.m.

You may be right. Think how much better 1-3 would have been with some sort of han-like character.

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