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DaveEstey
DaveEstey Dork
8/24/12 1:10 p.m.

The missus is currently off looking at a new horse (no they don't have a new horse smell, they smell the same throughout their lives). I don't remember specifically what the horse's current name is but SWMBO and I both decided it was lame and needed changing. We also agreed that we'd likely get some good answers from the GRM crowd.

Rules: The horse is a female so keep that in mind. This horse will compete regionally (jumping) so nothing innappropriate (my vote for 'Waste-o-Space' nearly resulted in my sleeping outside).

Horses have a show name (think first and last name) and a nickname that's generally easier to say. Our current horse's name is Newton's Law and his nickname is Isaac. He's for sale if anybody is interested.

No he's not challenge priced..

Annnnnnd GO!

Apexcarver
Apexcarver UberDork
8/24/12 1:15 p.m.

Name her "Horse of Course"
Think about them announcing it at events!

EvanB
EvanB GRM+ Memberand UberDork
8/24/12 1:41 p.m.

Miata

N Sperlo
N Sperlo PowerDork
8/24/12 1:42 p.m.

Your Mother

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
8/24/12 1:44 p.m.

Name: Snatch Wagon

Nickname: Snatches

slantvaliant
slantvaliant SuperDork
8/24/12 1:47 p.m.

I guess Hoof Hearted is taken ... How about Berkely Off? You can giggle every time she's announced.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand UberDork
8/24/12 1:52 p.m.

Horse Feathers, nickname Flighty

HappyAndy
HappyAndy Dork
8/24/12 2:01 p.m.
EvanB wrote: Miata

Beat me to it!

HappyAndy
HappyAndy Dork
8/24/12 2:02 p.m.

How about: E36 M3?

mndsm
mndsm PowerDork
8/24/12 2:03 p.m.

P71? Panther for short!

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/24/12 2:47 p.m.

Horses Don't Know It's Christmas Morning.

Brett_Murphy
Brett_Murphy GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/24/12 2:51 p.m.

Beautiful Disaster: Lindsey for short.

Sarah Parker: Patty for short.

Princess Buttercup: Wish for short.

Cherry Blossom: DeeCee for short.

Queen of Soul: Frances for Short

I should get back to work...

friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado PowerDork
8/24/12 2:52 p.m.
Brett_Murphy wrote: Beautiful Disaster: Lindsey for short. Sarah Parker: Patty for short. Princess Buttercup: Wish for short. Cherry Blossom: DeeCee for short. Queen of Soul: Frances for Short I should get back to work...

Nice! But everyone knows the Queen of Soul is Aretha..

Javelin
Javelin GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/24/12 2:56 p.m.

The Answer; Miata for short

pilotbraden
pilotbraden Dork
8/24/12 3:16 p.m.

Dobbin, that is what my grandfather calls all horses.

spitfirebill
spitfirebill UltraDork
8/24/12 3:28 p.m.

You mean a lame horse is not Challenge priced?

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand UberDork
8/24/12 3:32 p.m.

Sweet Patootie
Late For Dinner
On The Run
Why The Long Face
Horseface Killah

I am no good at this, but it's fun.

HappyAndy
HappyAndy Dork
8/24/12 3:32 p.m.

LSX swap?

pilotbraden
pilotbraden Dork
8/24/12 3:34 p.m.

Torque X RPM divided by 5252

HunterJP
HunterJP GRM+ Memberand Reader
8/24/12 3:40 p.m.

I really like Beautiful Disaster, and Lindsey. LOL.

peter
peter HalfDork
8/24/12 3:46 p.m.

Dead Horse

It would be pointless to try and beat that one.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
8/24/12 3:53 p.m.
peter wrote: Dead Horse It would be pointless to try and beat that one.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
8/24/12 4:03 p.m.

Money Pit

Filthy Lucre

Glue Pot

Ol' E36 M3maker

Brett_Murphy
Brett_Murphy GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/24/12 4:11 p.m.
friedgreencorrado wrote: Nice! But everyone knows the Queen of Soul is Aretha..

Aretha Franklin-> horse-> Frances.

I wouldn't name a horse directly after the queen of soul. It is disrespectful.

Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't even get that treatment from me, but the reference is still there...

peter
peter HalfDork
8/24/12 4:27 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
peter wrote: Dead Horse It would be pointless to try and beat that one.

Thank you GPS, you made me laugh a good while with that response.

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