ckosacranoid
ckosacranoid HalfDork
7/13/09 8:31 p.m.

I getting the really bad idea for wirtig something for this board. The idea started out a couple of months ago after reading the message boards for two many hours and then ging home and reading a robotech fan fic peice. I then went to bed and thats where the idea started.... Filling in for the charaters in the fic where members of this board and now I have to write the idea out and see where it goes. I have idea for people and need some help fleshing out a plot and extra cast members and if anyone minds thier board name being used for a parady story. yes, the first ever GRM Fan fic....

The story opens up with a new ship being launched to explore the galaxy... the crew is coming aboud and getting ready to lanch the ship(black neavy in space). Introducing the crew members and what they do is going to fun. But rememer this is a parady story.....anyone used is being based on jokes and board names mostly.

crew listing that i have in mind right now. captain- guido the clown(captain clown)--with clown makeup, wig and nose and big shoes(this could be really funny or very scary depending on what you think of clowns.

redneck politcal officeier- clem--not sure why but he just seems to be a redneck.

pilot- wally-- he's a bus driver anyway.

cheif engineier- split between deny and andy-- the idea of them building the only working fusion reactor out of a bunch of blocks and parts from small block chevy motors if nothing else.

hotshot lead pilot- matt science(mad science matt)--its just seems to work fot he name.

the running joke of the story--- there was a pic that someone posted of thier wife working on a miata a while back. the thought that keeps coming to mind is that she is the wife of matt in the story and for some reason no one know her name, not even listed in the computer, they just end up refering to her as the miata girl with the running joke of no one knows her name. I am sorry for the running gag with it but it will not leave my head for the idea though.

the chief tech- keith-- being the miata guru he is it make sence after reading more...

admirlal- per -- the head of all this mess and giving the orders to get out of his sight....

something about the idea of someone standing in the counrer and its the black stig some how comes to mind and I can not figure out of to get the stig joke in there though.

other people and places i need filled are the bridge bunnies( 3 spots) you can not do space show with them, Cag, head of the marnies, a number one, sensors, the head doctor, the lead pilot of the bomber group, and anything else i can think of, how to get the grm crew into this beyond one spot. a name of this ship, a plot..... and bad guys....sigh..... i do have the opening already to go with introing the cast to everyone and comments about how we are so screwed with this new ship that was biult out of the remains of other ships and to many scraps used.

the lead fighter craft is easy to deal with.....

TRANSFORMING COMBAT SAPCE FLYING MAZADA MIATA'S.(because its the only answer)

combat bombers for support are ford mustangs.....(can not figure out why though)

a scene...

"This is Captian Clown of the starship (need name) and we are here to pick up some of are peronal that crashed on your planet." said the image on the screen of the presidants office. "Is this for real sending a clown to deal with me?" asked the president to his staff turing around in his chair and glaring at them. "Yes sir, there is a ship in orbit and thats where the transmission came from." answered the staff member.

sorry, thats all i could think of right now. jason (ducks all the flamming wreakage thats going to be tossed his way and makes sure the water hose is ready to put out the fires and the bunker is ready to with stand the nukes)

it evil and insane, but it will not leave me alone until i write this thing.

P71
P71 GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
7/13/09 9:02 p.m.

I think you either need to start drinking, or stop drinking.

Funny though

aussiesmg
aussiesmg Dork
7/13/09 10:11 p.m.

EastCoastMojo for bridge bunny....

Mate, if you want to write an article, please, please use the spell checker.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Dork
7/13/09 10:32 p.m.

Sometimes you just have to write that E36 M3 down or it will not leave you alone. Now, WTF is a bridge bunny?

Salanis
Salanis SuperDork
7/13/09 11:31 p.m.

I think you should create villains based on the GRM production staff. Because villains are always the coolest.

Plus, Margie needs to have a recreation deck on her ship made out of foes frozen in carbonite.

EastCoastMojo wrote: Now, WTF is a bridge bunny?

I'm guessing the token female bridge member (i.e. Uhura). Ever see "Galaxy Quest"? Sigourney Weaver explained that her job on the bridge was just to repeat whatever the computer said.

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
7/14/09 2:51 p.m.

Can we bring back Joe da pro to be a red shirt?

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
7/14/09 3:04 p.m.

I get killed with the first landing party.

4g63t
4g63t Reader
7/14/09 5:45 p.m.

It's the Starship P-71!

aircooled
aircooled SuperDork
7/14/09 5:51 p.m.

In some circles, such things are known as:

Stoner Thoughts

ckosacranoid
ckosacranoid HalfDork
7/14/09 6:17 p.m.

i just wish it was drinking.... i explain about my racing addtion of saying drugs would have been cheaper and i would have something to show for all the time and money i have spent over the years.....

bridge bunnys are the extra types that help out on the bridge, shows that have them robotech neo gen eva star blazers many other anime shows with ships.....

and all this started with just reading the dang board one night for way to long......

and just what is a P-71 anyway? when ever anyone starts talking about chassis numbers i strat thinking you are talking about planes for some reason..... i know i have watched intial d to many times and get the idea, but i just can never seem to get which cars you guys talk about.... the only ones i can think of i the e chassis and its BMW i think?

and would margie really want to be a bad guy with the cool cloths and pathic henchmen or women?

ckosacranoid
ckosacranoid HalfDork
7/14/09 6:18 p.m.

of caurse if the stuff wanted to be the bad guys, they would get to smake the clown around at least.....along with everyone else on the board....

ckosacranoid
ckosacranoid HalfDork
7/14/09 6:21 p.m.

then again the thought of of the some of the board members dofighting with transforming maitas in space is just too weird....

now if someone can do that picture that would would worth the price of the idea itself.....

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
7/14/09 6:23 p.m.

P 71= police crown vic

NYG95GA
NYG95GA SuperDork
7/15/09 7:05 a.m.
aussiesmg wrote: Mate, if you want to write an article, please, please use the spell checker.

X100

There used to be a TV show called "Quark", about a crew that turned the tank from a large concrete truck into a space vehicle. They went into orbit to clean up assorted orbiting debris; a space garbage truck, in a manner of speaking.

Just imagine; using a recycled vehicle to float around in space, picking up loose parts.

Grassroots Gold.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury Dork
7/15/09 10:01 a.m.
NYG95GA wrote: Just imagine; using a recycled vehicle to float around in space, picking up loose parts.

ZOMG I can has a flux capacitor mr fusion from a brokenz satelites for my dorifto yo?

JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director
7/15/09 10:07 a.m.

I'm afraid to even read this thread. I worry it may someday end up on this list

jg

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