joey48442
joey48442 SuperDork
9/22/09 9:19 p.m.

So the wife says to me, "where's our .32?". Meaning where is the ppk/s. But, in my mind, I heard "where's r32?". And I think that r32 is a car, not a place. Mind you, I can see the ppk the whole time, it's laying right near me.

Joey

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Dork
9/22/09 9:24 p.m.

The real question is, "Where's the ammo for it?"

joey48442
joey48442 SuperDork
9/22/09 9:29 p.m.
EastCoastMojo wrote: The real question is, "Where's the ammo for it?"

That's what brought the whole question up. I have her hold the magazine and I keep the gun on my side of the bed, that way I won't shoot her in my sleep. (I used to sleep walk a bit, and still sometimes wake up not knowing where I am.) I've never done anything violent in my sleep, but we want to stay on the safe side.

Joey

WilD
WilD Reader
9/23/09 9:07 a.m.
joey48442 wrote:
EastCoastMojo wrote: The real question is, "Where's the ammo for it?"
That's what brought the whole question up. I have her hold the magazine and I keep the gun on my side of the bed, that way I won't shoot her in my sleep. (I used to sleep walk a bit, and still sometimes wake up not knowing where I am.) I've never done anything violent in my sleep, but we want to stay on the safe side. Joey

That is all.

joey48442
joey48442 SuperDork
9/23/09 11:08 a.m.

I don't mean I would wake up in Kalamazoo or Tallahassee or something, just that I wouldn't know what was going on. I'm still in my own bed, of course.

Joey

Jay_W
Jay_W HalfDork
9/23/09 11:25 a.m.

This has gotta be the funniest 5 post thread of the year....

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
9/23/09 11:47 a.m.

You still run the risk of accidentally pistol whipping your wife in your sleep.

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
9/23/09 11:55 a.m.
joey48442 wrote: I don't mean I would wake up in Kalamazoo or Tallahassee or something, just that I wouldn't know what was going on. I'm still in my own bed, of course. Joey

False.

You woke up in Pennsylvania en route to Baltimore once.

You woke up in Kentucky en route to Atlanta

AND

You woke up in and married that girl.

nocones
nocones GRM+ Memberand Reader
9/23/09 11:57 a.m.
Woody wrote: You still run the risk of "accidentally" pistol whipping your wife in your "sleep".

Fixed the quote for you..

M2Pilot
M2Pilot New Reader
9/23/09 12:42 p.m.

Same thing happens to me when someone referes to the M2, I have to consider the source before answering about the BMW or the machine gun.

Tom Heath
Tom Heath Marketing / Club Coordinator
9/23/09 1:23 p.m.
M2Pilot wrote: Same thing happens to me when someone referes to the M2, I have to consider the source before answering about the BMW or the machine gun.

Are you saying you own a Ma Deuce, Heavy Barrel?

Can I come over to visit?

M2Pilot
M2Pilot New Reader
9/23/09 1:31 p.m.

In reply to Tom Heath: Just a full auto M1 carbine. Friends have the Ma Deuces. (plurel intended).

Autolex
Autolex Reader
9/23/09 2:07 p.m.
M2Pilot wrote: In reply to Tom Heath: Just a full auto M1 carbine. Friends have the Ma Deuces. (plurel intended).

I didn't know that BMW made a "carbine" version of the venerable M1 in automatic?

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
9/23/09 2:58 p.m.

Eets called carbine fibre

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
9/23/09 3:58 p.m.

I can see where this kind of thing could get real confusing. Like, "I think I'll take the 500 in to work today" could mean a couple of different things, depending on one's mood.

walterj
walterj Dork
9/23/09 4:02 p.m.

Good thing she didn't say "where is the probe" huh?

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
9/23/09 4:38 p.m.

He got rid of that... he didn't like trying to turn it around.

porksboy
porksboy Dork
9/23/09 6:31 p.m.
joey48442 wrote: I used to sleep walk a bit, and still sometimes wake up not knowing where I am.) Joey

"Honestly dear I have no idea how I got to this whore house" You sir heve created the perfect excuse.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg SuperDork
9/23/09 9:20 p.m.
You sir heve created the perfect excuse.

You try it first big fella

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
9/23/09 9:42 p.m.
nocones wrote:
Woody wrote: You still run the risk of "accidentally" pistol whipping your wife in your "sleep".
Fixed the quote for you..

Sorry, I was typing in my sleep.

joey48442
joey48442 SuperDork
9/23/09 10:16 p.m.
Woody wrote:
nocones wrote:
Woody wrote: You still run the risk of "accidentally" pistol whipping your wife in your "sleep".
Fixed the quote for you..
Sorry, I was typing in my sleep.

I really should be asleep!

Joey

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