Haiku with a twist

Oh, blow it out your...!

- But I am the victim here,

Grassroots pariah.

Grassroots pariah?

Or unappreciated 

genius? A puzzle...

Genius? A puzzle?

Haiku thread is still going 

We are having fun 

We are having fun

Living the dream, we all say

Looking at deaths door 

Looking at deaths door.

Don't hit the brakes before that.

You can win the race.

You can win the race
or you can enjoy your life
it's hard to do both.

It's hard to do both

The red headed twin sisters 

I can dream, can't I?

I can dream, can't I?

And it's Nineteen Seventy

buying NEW Corvette

Buying new Corvette 

Childhood dream I'll never see

Everything has changed

Everything has changed

I'm kinda meh on new cars

Didn't expect this

Didn't expect this

Fifteen years on this forum

Wasted too much time 

Wasted too much time
Worried about time wasted 
Just do what you want

Just do what you want

OK, I bought the race car

I thought she meant it

I thought she meant it

I don't care, you pick tonight

Really? This again?

Really? This again?

Winter. No spring flowers now.

Must have heat on still.

Must have heat on still
or else this meat will be raw
gol-dang, I'm hungry.

Gol-dang I'm hungry

Or that's what I tell myself

Really I'm just bored

Really I'm just bored 

Eating bags of pumpkin seeds

Driving the Midwest

Driving the Midwest 

Keeping to just two-lane roads

Fritos and cornfields

Fritos and cornfields

From field to Frito Lay plant

it is all the same

It is all the same

politics , religion, weather

E36 M3ty never change

Fritos and cornfields
project cars and garages
Birthplace of good things

(ignore this one, I didn't hit refresh after lunch. Instead go with the last line of the post above me)

E36 M3ty never change

Gratitude is not my strength

I just need some time

I just need some time 

When is Z going to run?

Please stop asking me 

Please stop asking me

No my project is not done

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