Help me name this useless switch

DrBoost wrote: Phallus extender. No wait, then you'd be flogging that switch like...never mind.

fapulator?

Unleash the Monkey!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kR4jy8EDPc

"More Cowbell" and "No Cowbell"?

What about a large label that says "VTAK!" and the positons are "yo" and "no"?

"Power tampon removal" with a

JoeyM wrote:

DrBoost wrote: Phallus extender. No wait, then you'd be flogging that switch like...never mind.

fapulator?

I like it!

How about a "Fun" switch.

Improbability drive.

"Magic" on the bottom.

"More Magic" on the top

http://catb.org/jargon/html/magic-story.html

Datsun1500 wrote:

Rufledt wrote:

vwcorvette wrote: Stealing from RexSeven "More Cowbell"

I vote for this is you can somehow attach it to an actual cowbell somehow.

Label the panel cowbell, label the switch "more" and "less"

This!

moparman76_69 wrote: Improbability drive.

Either this or:

"BOO-YAH!!"

"Rice Cooker" and then "On" and "Off"

Electric power

The down position should be labeled "Jackie Chan" and the up position should be labeled "Chuck Norris."

moparman76_69 wrote: Improbability drive.

(with an "insert tea" instruction")

Sky_Render wrote: "Magic" on the bottom. "More Magic" on the top http://catb.org/jargon/html/magic-story.html

I already linked to that, but it is good to see that someone else knew the joke. I have a hex inverter chip in my car right now.

While I would vote to label the switch "Crazy Ivan", I do have an actual cowbell that I am willing to donate to your project, should you go that route.

^^^ as in the submarine maneuver? That sound dangerous....

Note next to it:

Never activate

Above switch:

Driver seat anal retention claw

JoeyM wrote:

Knurled wrote: "Magic"

+1 One side should say "magic" and the other "more magic". Remember, though, that a switch labeled that way MUST be kept "more magic" position

That's why when not set to "Magic", the ignition coil gets grounded out.

(and yes, that story was the inspiration, so THREE people knew of it... )

Knurled wrote:

JoeyM wrote:

Knurled wrote: "Magic"

+1 One side should say "magic" and the other "more magic". Remember, though, that a switch labeled that way MUST be kept "more magic" position

That's why when not set to "Magic", the ignition coil gets grounded out. (and yes, that story was the inspiration, so THREE people knew of it... )

'blend' and 'liquefy'

I'm digging the cowbell, more and less settings. Although I do have to admit that my serious sponsored race car has an EJECT switch. Behind a pukka F15 cover, no less. Only one person has ever actually flipped it.

The car also has "ARM LASERS".

Keith Tanner wrote: The car also has "ARM LASERS".

Like this guy?

"Gotta go DAWG"