Help me name this useless switch

ON/OFF

followed by

ON LIMITED TO 5 MINUTES BETWEEN INSPECTIONS

or

EMERGENCY USE ONLY

I was going to add the "EMERGENCY USE ONLY". Beat me too it.

Countermeasures - Activate / Charge

WARNING: Use of this switch is known to cause cancer in animals in the state of California.

I like the cowbell one best

Rice Mode.

Anti Knock Injection

slefain wrote: Well if it is truly useless and a waste of space, you can name it after my uncle Allen. If it was a Jaguar I'd label it "Lights - Flicker / Dim". How about "V-TEC - Kicked In Yo, Not Kicked In".

In the same vein, if it were a VW, it could be labled "pimp/unpimp"

Rhythm

Treble

JoeyM wrote:

slefain wrote: Well if it is truly useless and a waste of space, you can name it after my uncle Allen. If it was a Jaguar I'd label it "Lights - Flicker / Dim". How about "V-TEC - Kicked In Yo, Not Kicked In".

In the same vein, if it were a VW, it could be labled "pimp/unpimp"

If it was a VW it would be "CEL - On/On"

Since its a Honda:

Torque: Off/Off

"USELESS SWITCH"

INFINITY/ BEYOND

Metric/Standard

English/Spanish

Male/Female

No/Yes

Conventional/Nuclear

Weapon Lock

Don't/Do

City/Highway

Berkley/Bob Costas

Kitten/Teddy Bear

Magnetic/Gravimetric

Fox1/Fox2

Dark Force/Light Force

Drunk/Sober

Zombie Countermeasures

Angel/Devil

Suck/Blow

Medium/Extra Medium

Transform

Alert/Oblivious

K.I.T.T.

Activate above 55 mph only!

Bruce

Josh wrote:

Keith Tanner wrote: The car also has "ARM LASERS".

Like this guy?

English

Spanish

egnorant wrote: Dark Force/Light Force

This should be Jedi/Sith. They both use the same force Or you could have "Light side / Dark side," the correct font should establish context.

IS it too late?

Either:

Improbability drive (or you could do infinite improbability drive)

Or

Panic / Don't Panic

Adrian_Thompson wrote: IS it too late? Either: Improbability drive (or you could do infinite improbability drive) Or Panic / Don't Panic

Its too late for improbability drive.

Off/ Also off

RLY/Not RLY

Pulse/Puree

Suck/Blow

We have a weiner!!

I may change it out periodically thanks to all the awesome suggestions.

Now you have me thinking I have a similar switch in my Honda as well used to go to my Driving lights, Now I have so many awesome ideas for it.

slefain wrote: Pulse/Puree Suck/Blow

I was thinking "ludicrous speed" would be a good one, too.

Touch Monkey/Dance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHZR9SA5pOg

http://www.hark.com/clips/rnlnrypkhw-do-you-want-to-touch-my-monkey-touch-him

Ok to refine my previous idea, have a label above saying "Ludicrous Speed", with one position being "Prepare Ship (or car, whatever)" and the other position being "GO!!"

logdog wrote: Finalists

Dangit... I was hoping my norris/chan would make it

I'm putting a diesel in a 66 Bonneville with a 3-position tuning switch. There will be tunes for stock, towing, and power which I will name ninja, mule, and chuck norris.