Help me pick out a nice non-alcoholic beverage to send Tom Suddard for his birthday.

Aaaaaand go!

In reply to Salanis:

That is some tasty root beer.

Ale 8 1

Or Ski, both local favorites.

and/or

I drink Abita daily, and Vergil's on da WEEKENDS!!! They are both great.

Edit: Brawndo. It's got what plants CRAVE!!!

I actually like the hot sauce idea.

That's some good stuff. The label means what it says, use it sparingly!

Cackalacky sauce, though he can probably pick up some of that on his way through NC.

http://www.cackalacky.com/

All the sugar, and twice the caffeine

If you can find me some Jolt that's not old, I'd HAPPILY send you some money right now for it.

My vote is for this:

Or a bottle of this. I brought some back to NC with me for my co-workers to try. They all thought it was the weirdest stuff, ever.

Derick Freese wrote: If you can find me some Jolt that's not old, I'd HAPPILY send you some money right now for it.

http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=jolt+cola&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8#q=jolt+cola&hl=en&safe=off&client=safari&rls=en&prmd=imvns&source=univ&tbm=shop&tbo=u&sa=X&ei=i8TeTp2DHOjh0QGZvc2fBw&ved=0CDwQrQQ&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=18ddee250ef9a446&biw=1919&bih=918

EastCoastMojo wrote: I drink Abita daily, and Vergil's on da WEEKENDS!!! They are both great.

Virgil's with good French Vanilla ice cream is the ultimate float.

Zomby woof wrote:

Derick Freese wrote: If you can find me some Jolt that's not old, I'd HAPPILY send you some money right now for it.

http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=jolt+cola&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8#q=jolt+cola&hl=en&safe=off&client=safari&rls=en&prmd=imvns&source=univ&tbm=shop&tbo=u&sa=X&ei=i8TeTp2DHOjh0QGZvc2fBw&ved=0CDwQrQQ&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=18ddee250ef9a446&biw=1919&bih=918

You're now on my wife's E36 M3 list. She hated me when I bought every battery can I could find when I heard they were ceasing production, now she hates me because I just bought a case. This stuff brings me back to my old overclocking and modding days.

Too bad you can't get it in the U.S.

-Rob

Oooo, Cheerwine.

I found that Sparkling Cider goes over pretty well with underage folks. Comes in a Champagne bottle complete with foil over the stopper but non-alcoholic. Can be found in grocery stores.

Make some Roy Rogers or Shirley Temples?

As for the hot sauce:

It's not the hottest but it's plenty hot and flavorful, too.

My chosen path to beverage hell: