Strike_Zero
Strike_Zero SuperDork
11/14/14 6:26 p.m.

I have accepted an Adjunct position at USC!!

Starting in January, I'll be learning some peeps Oracle SQL . . .

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
11/14/14 6:29 p.m.

Congratulations!

Now tell me: WTF is an adjunct position and Oracle SQL? I know what peeps are. Otherwise you are talking a language I don't understand.

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
11/14/14 6:51 p.m.

That would be assistant to this lady.

Congradulations!!

wbjones
wbjones UltimaDork
11/14/14 7:14 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote: Congratulations! Now tell me: WTF is an adjunct position and Oracle SQL? I know what peeps are. Otherwise you are talking a language I don't understand.

Oracle has something to do with computers … SQL probably also … as to what they have to do with computers … shoot, I'm lucky I can do this

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
11/14/14 8:23 p.m.

Strike_Zero
Strike_Zero SuperDork
11/15/14 12:33 a.m.

Hopefully, these young chaps will learn how not to blow up databases

Who am I kidding . . .they'll blow it up and find the fix to be exactly what I taught and they would say "I'll be damn, he wasn't bullE36 M3ting us . . ."

Strike_Zero
Strike_Zero SuperDork
11/15/14 12:33 a.m.

In reply to Toyman01:

You sir, are the winner tonight!!

Tmc22
Tmc22 New Reader
11/15/14 12:49 a.m.

Congrats. Our company is supposed to be switching over to Oracle from our current software within the next year.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
11/15/14 6:04 a.m.
wbjones wrote:
Curmudgeon wrote: Congratulations! Now tell me: WTF is an adjunct position and Oracle SQL? I know what peeps are. Otherwise you are talking a language I don't understand.
Oracle has something to do with computers … SQL probably also … as to what they have to do with computers … shoot, I'm lucky I can do this

SQL is a database query language and Oracle is a digital black hole for money

wbjones
wbjones UltimaDork
11/15/14 6:09 a.m.
GameboyRMH wrote:
wbjones wrote:
Curmudgeon wrote: Congratulations! Now tell me: WTF is an adjunct position and Oracle SQL? I know what peeps are. Otherwise you are talking a language I don't understand.
Oracle has something to do with computers … SQL probably also … as to what they have to do with computers … shoot, I'm lucky I can do this
SQL is a database query language and Oracle is a digital black hole for money

you know how much of that statement I understand ?

well the black hole for money, I do. but probably in different way than you meant … I used to have Oracle in my stock portfolio … black hole indeed

data base query language ….. that is just a jumble of words to me …

dj06482
dj06482 GRM+ Memberand Dork
11/15/14 9:11 a.m.

Congratulations!

Strike_Zero
Strike_Zero SuperDork
11/15/14 9:15 a.m.

It's going to be interesting, I haven't stood in front of class since 99 as a SME/point of authority. Since I work from home, it will be a nice change of pace.

In reply to GameboyRMH:

You got that right!!

I prefer Microsoft SQL . . . the other black hole for money.

Nick_Comstock
Nick_Comstock PowerDork
11/15/14 9:22 a.m.

Our company uses Oracle. I've been told that we are switching from it. For three years I've been told this. I don't think it's going to happen.

Timeormoney
Timeormoney Reader
11/15/14 9:44 p.m.

Have fun, being an adjunct is never boring. I find creating tests to be a very odd experience.

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