I give you... the Turtleburger

Turtle Burgers for the 4th of July

Mmmmmmm bacon...............this is a heart attack waiting to happen.

Handmade ground beef patties, topped with sharp cheddar cheese, add hotdogs as the heads, legs and tail and wrap in a bacon weave. Place on an oven rack, covered loosely with foil and baked for 20-30 minutes at 400 degrees. A little crispy, not too crunchy...just how a turtle should be, no?

From Newstados Unidos

So much cooler than the typical bacon wrap item.

I've seen these before, and I still want one.

That's truly horrifying, people who drive the speed limit in the passing lane should be forced to eat those things.

• Officer Uberschlonger "do you know why I pulled you over today?"
• Hammerlane Phluug "to thank me for controlling speed on the freeway?"
• OU "I ask the questions, don't get all Messianic on me"
• OU "Your annoying behavior has earned you a three three turtleburger punishment to be served in 20-30 minutes"

I just realized i have the ingredients for these all sitting in a row in my fridge at home.

I must try one.

I give you... The GRM Repost:

http://grassrootsmotorsports.com/forum/off-topic-discussion/bacon-turtles/19298/page1/

Sorry JB, you're slipping

Got keep the super-uber-ultra-megadorkdom title....even if it involves a repost now and again.