I wish....

I wish the stator in my touring bike hadn't crapped out on Sunday.

Now I'm doing my 4-day, 1000km trip folded up like a monkey screwing a football on a much less comfotable but much more fun bike that carries less gear.

I have to leave my espresso maker at home. I'm not kidding either.

Shawn

I wish I had a girl with a beard. I'd call her.

Appleseed wrote: I wish I had a girl with a beard. I'd call her.

the gorilla of my dreams . . .

Funny thread not so funny when serious.

Be careful out there folks. You never know if fate is on your side or not.

Sorry, I have no wishes.

My wife still looks good. After a bad day flying, I want to hang out and sulk; she encourages me to get back up there.

I can drag home any piece of junk I want.

My son & DIL are very happy.

I have too many vehicles.

I could have retired four years ago, but still like what I do.

My large comfy home is almost paid for, nice neighborhood.

Trish is an adventurous cook!

I am blessed with good health, except for those that are self-induced.

I wish I was the full moon shining off a Camaro's hood

carguy123 wrote: I wish my best friend had never bought that damn Viper and was still alive.

This beats anything I could say so I wish for this too

914Driver wrote: Sorry, I have no wishes. My wife still looks good. After a bad day flying, I want to hang out and sulk; she encourages me to get back up there. I can drag home any piece of junk I want. My son & DIL are very happy. I have too many vehicles. I could have retired four years ago, but still like what I do. My large comfy home is almost paid for, nice neighborhood. Trish is an adventurous cook! I am blessed with good health, except for those that are self-induced.

Sounds to me like you've discovered the meaning of happiness.