.... What is the preferred weapon and why?
And go...
.... What is the preferred weapon and why?
And go...
No. Not going there. Not showing my weapon on this family friendly forum. 
Ancient Chinese secret.
If love is a battelfield, then it's best to be a sniper that isn't seen and only heard about after the kill. 
I'm heard that there are supplements that help with long-shot accuracy.
To gain an early offensive you can explain how Pat Benetar is your favorite artist. If there is still any chance for love - gas attack.
psyops?
Buddhist Pacifism. (Don't go to war in the first place)
Ruffies.
I can't find an opponent, did I win?
If love is a battlefield...
what happens when one side shows up with guns and mortars and the other side shows up with bottles of aspirin?
EastCoastMojo wrote: Ancient Chinese secret.
You mean guilt, withholding of favors, or both?
Beware of friendly fire.
EastCoastMojo wrote: Ancient Chinese secret.
for a second, it looked like Ancient Chinese Fingertrap
When you have to win:
integraguy wrote: If love is a battlefield... what happens when one side shows up with guns and mortars and the other side shows up with bottles of aspirin?
Every time Joe would make advances on his wife, she would push him off with, "Not tonight, dear. I have a headache."
One night, Joe came to bed with a glass of water and two aspirin, and offered it to Mary. "But I don't have a headache."
"AHA!" Joe exclaimed, "Gimme some lovin', then!"
ST_ZX2 wrote: When you *have* to win:
It's the only way to be sure.
BFG9000.
What? Me, compensating for something? Nahhh...
Use your mind open your mind Start the reactor , 
RealMiniDriver wrote:integraguy wrote: If love is a battlefield... what happens when one side shows up with guns and mortars and the other side shows up with bottles of aspirin?Every time Joe would make advances on his wife, she would push him off with, "Not tonight, dear. I have a headache." One night, Joe came to bed with a glass of water and two aspirin, and offered it to Mary. "But I don't have a headache." "AHA!" Joe exclaimed, "Gimme some lovin', then!"
Awesome. Counterintelligence is always the best tool in the box.
Christopher Walken is my weapon of choice.
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?
Wally wrote: A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?
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