If you were an exotic dancer, what would your stage name be?

Harry Undercarriage 

Girthquake

Sasquatch

Curtis, Curtis Interruptus

Or maybe Lotta Guey.  Pronounced Gooey.

In reply to Noddaz :

Not sure why you were struck by it; "High Shine Rubber Coating" doesn't necessarily seem like a  stripper name to me, but what do I know? 

Mike Oxlong

Goa Way...

Girth Brooks

Rex Tripod

In reply to 1988RedT2 :

16 years 

I'd probably have to go with Fat Bastard. 

And the pole better be well fastened. 

Toyman! said:

I'd probably have to go with Fat Bastard. 

And the pole better be well fastened. 

Now I am wondering if there is something in the building code for this.  

In reply to dean1484 :

Joey Cortino

Stretch 

Rusty

Easy: exotic dancing is another word for pervert entertainment