I'm not one to brag...but.

Let's see.  I arrested a murderer, kissed the miss USA runner up, and drove a 7 cylinder Model T 170 mph.

Oh, and I met Curtis73. Top that.

In reply to flat4_5spd :

You probably went to DG North.  As we use to say in 1980; Trojans are rubbers.

I'm not a good athlete and I once had a friend who played a lot of basketball and thought he was hot E36 M3.

He invited me to a "friendly" game of Around the World which I won resulting in his demanding a best two out of three rematch which I also won.

At that point he insisted I attempt a trick shot by making the basket from behind the hoop which I accomplished on my first try.

Now furious he slammed the ball into my stomach while ordering me to "Do...It...Again" which I did, again, on my first try.

I didn't give him time to come up with another challenge, I just handed him his ball back and said "that was fun, I've got to go".  

I played in a band fronted by Alanis Morissette.

Once.

We were in high school.

I also won the Industrial Arts Proficiency Award in Grade 8. 

I take no medications AND I can still back a semi like I could 22 years ago which was.......fair, good, and sometimes terrible.

I can clap one hand.  Loudly.  Enough to startle nearby strangers and babies.

lownslow said:

Oh, and I met Curtis73. Top that.

I have his cell number :)

Steve_Jones said:

lownslow said:

Oh, and I met Curtis73. Top that.

I have his cell number :)

you two calm the hell down.  I can only get so jealous!

Once was kicked off a fast attack submarine for suspicion of sabotage. 

In reply to chknhwk :

I think you just won the internet.

I was co-piloting a small plane off the coast of Haiti after the earthquake and we flew a bit too close to a US aircraft carrier. An Osprey took off from the deck and kept between us and the carrier until we gave some distance.
 

Kind of uncomfortable knowing you are in their sights. 

I've been airborne in several different vehicle types that are not intended to fly. 

Most notable was on a Motocross bike taking a three story fall when I forgot which dune I was on.  Nailed the landing in front of several onlookers, they just starred at me.   

Runner up was with a friend in my E30 M3 going about 70 up a hill, my passenger was suddenly tense and gripping the Oh Jesus handles.  He knew where we were, I didn't, the landing wasn't too harsh but did exercise the limits of travel. 

Also, jeep, M3 again, Boat, way massive air on a PWC.

I've used a whole 8 oz can of anti-seize. 

I saw Gabe Kaplan at the San Diego airport in 1975.