jsinnard
jsinnard New Reader
10/2/08 10:15 a.m.

Anyone looking to assault a castle or embark on a seige? A gen-u-ine Roman Catapult replica is now available for your barbaric needs.

Ammo not included.

Even though it says it can't be fired again, it would make one hell of a lawn ornament!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Full-size-replica-Roman-seige-catapult-ballista_W0QQitemZ180295129086QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item180295129086&_trkparms=72%3A1301|39%3A1|66%3A2|65%3A12|240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

Apexcarver
Apexcarver SuperDork
10/2/08 10:32 a.m.

the comments are PRICELESS

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Reader
10/2/08 10:41 a.m.

Q: I have been contemplating a career change of late. Would you be so kind as to advise the current market demand in your region for freelance ballisters? I have no direct experience in siege warfare, though my corporate position has left me quite competent in the areas of windmill tilting, entrenched thinking and provided a deeply seated bunker mentality; traits I should think translate well to a budding siege entrepreneur. 01-Oct-08

A: It sounds as though you’re quite well qualified for a position as a full time ballista rooky but unlikely to make the heady ranks of stone loader or pin puller. I hope you’ll understand that we are currently inundated with applications but if you would like to put together a CV we will do our best to look at it. Bear in mind that a well scribed document on the best available parchment is likely to work in your favour.

LOL

914Driver
914Driver HalfDork
10/2/08 11:32 a.m.

I'm always curious, what were you looking for that put you onto a hugass Roman bow & arrow in England no less?

jsinnard
jsinnard New Reader
10/2/08 11:37 a.m.

Christmas decorating season is quickly approaching. I've been looking for something to accompany my glowing 20 foot inflatable Santa.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Reader
10/2/08 11:44 a.m.

It would sure make getting the sleigh and reindeer decorations up on the roof easier.

jsinnard
jsinnard New Reader
10/2/08 11:47 a.m.

yup...

All kinds of uses and not at all limited to the holiday season.

foxtrapper
foxtrapper SuperDork
10/2/08 12:34 p.m.

Humphf. "punkin chunkin"

Lawn ornament... we USE ours!

maroon92
maroon92 SuperDork
10/2/08 2:17 p.m.

I don't know why this made me think of it, but I was in a TSD rally last weekend, and we drove by a house with it's garage door open, and inside was a full sized Civil War era replica Cannon. My co-driver and I just cracked up laughing.

Jensenman
Jensenman SuperDork
10/2/08 2:39 p.m.

Trebuchet > catapult.

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