Rufledt wrote: In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker: Did you have some response like "No, how about this one?"
No, but when I woke up I found I've been married for 17 years and I was all like "What? Where the hell did my whole life go". She just smiled and offered me a sip of something.
tuna55 wrote:Rufledt wrote: In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker: Did you have some response like "No, how about this one?"Screw this noise, man. How's the new kid?
New kid is great! I can't figure out if she's smiling occasionally when I'm talking to her, or if her rapidly changing facial expressions just happen to appear like smiling to me. Either way, it's really freaking cute.
Rufledt wrote:tuna55 wrote:New kid is great! I can't figure out if she's smiling occasionally when I'm talking to her, or if her rapidly changing facial expressions just happen to appear like smiling to me. Either way, it's really freaking cute.Rufledt wrote: In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker: Did you have some response like "No, how about this one?"Screw this noise, man. How's the new kid?
I am so excited for you, you don't even know.
Good job, now get some sleep you fool.
This E36 M3. 
For years Cellular One (bought out by Verizon) advertised "Free weekends, only $10".
Drove me ballistic. 
Lies! Lies! And more LIES!
From the president down to the road signs, they all lie.
I'm sick of the Effin lies!
anything that's offered for "free" if you buy something … dumbasses … it's not free … it's no additional charge
the one that pisses my off the most is "free continental breakfast" … this after I've paid $100 for the nights sleep …. no sure how $100 = free
By the way, why is this targeted at "Americans"? I seriously doubt the intellectual qualities of offshore commercials is vastly superior.
bentwrench wrote: Lies! Lies! And more LIES! From the president down to the road signs, they all lie. I'm sick of the Effin lies!
I hate the safe auto commercial. " not more insurance for a more price" . Pisses me off every time I hear it.
Heard a great one a couple of times on the radio today for some weight loss supplement.
Take just two pills a day.
If weight loss is too rapid go down to one pill a day.
Bwahhahahaha?!
Adrift wrote: Heard a great one a couple of times on the radio today for some weight loss supplement. Take just two pills a day. If weight loss is too rapid go down to one pill a day. Bwahhahahaha?!
Take 2 pills, evacuate everything you've eaten since that one day in school when you got 2 slices of cafeteria pizza. Let me know how many pills you take next time.
The only one that's irritating me at the moment, is a medical insurance broker guaranteeing they can get everyone the "subsidies they deserve."
It sounds just like the, "I want my money NOW!!" commercial that Appleseed posted above.
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