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Morbid
Morbid HalfDork
5/8/15 12:51 p.m.

I have finally achieved......

Morbid
Morbid HalfDork
5/8/15 12:51 p.m.

Half-dork status!!!!!

Swank Force One
Swank Force One MegaDork
5/8/15 12:54 p.m.

This isn't even your final form!

Morbid
Morbid HalfDork
5/8/15 12:55 p.m.

I was trying to hold off to make it an even 5 years, but my Mando build ruined that.

trucke
trucke HalfDork
5/8/15 12:55 p.m.

Took me 7 years. You'll go far in dorkdom.

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid UltimaDork
5/8/15 1:01 p.m.

Just wait, soon you'll be the 9th Dorktor

NordicSaab
NordicSaab Reader
5/8/15 1:05 p.m.

Im only a reader :(

NordicSaab
NordicSaab Reader
5/8/15 1:05 p.m.

Anyone know what the criteria is?

trucke
trucke HalfDork
5/8/15 1:07 p.m.

Halfdork = 500 posts

Morbid
Morbid HalfDork
5/8/15 1:08 p.m.

In reply to SyntheticBlinkerFluid:

trucke
trucke HalfDork
5/8/15 1:10 p.m.

From Wikipedia

Dork Milestones

New reader - 0 posts | Reader - 100 posts | Half Dork - 500 posts | Dork - 1k posts | Super Dork - 2k posts | Ultra Dork - 3k posts | Uber Dork - 4k posts | Power Dork - 5k posts | UltimaDork - 7k posts | MegaDork - 10k posts

Morbid
Morbid HalfDork
5/8/15 1:10 p.m.

In reply to NordicSaab:

Don't feel bad, I was a 'New Reader' (<100 posts, IIRC) for most of the almost-5 years I've been on here. It took me a while to get 'settled'.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/8/15 1:14 p.m.

half dorks are so cute!

Morbid
Morbid HalfDork
5/8/15 1:19 p.m.

In reply to mad_machine:

We are

clutchsmoke
clutchsmoke Dork
5/8/15 1:27 p.m.

I took my time and only post whored sparingly to achieve this very attainable status

kazoospec
kazoospec Dork
5/8/15 1:28 p.m.

Just jump into the hotlink thread, you'll be a full fledged dork in no time. Of course, the Mrs. was quick to point out that GRM was a couple decades late diagnosing me as a dork.

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid UltimaDork
5/8/15 1:29 p.m.
Morbid wrote: In reply to SyntheticBlinkerFluid:

Morbid
Morbid HalfDork
5/8/15 1:34 p.m.

In reply to kazoospec:

This is always my husband's suggestion (The_Jed), too.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
5/8/15 1:43 p.m.

Slowly the Catarpillar will blossim into a beautiful Monarch.

Morbid
Morbid HalfDork
5/8/15 1:51 p.m.

In reply to N Sperlo:

Caterpillar is a bad word around here

Dusterbd13
Dusterbd13 SuperDork
5/8/15 2:50 p.m.

When I got my dork bumper sticker my wife asked why I had to advertise when everyone already knew it.

PubBurgers
PubBurgers SuperDork
5/8/15 2:53 p.m.

It took me a full 12 years to reach superdork. Slow and steady.

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/8/15 3:54 p.m.

A little over 6 years and 11K+ posts.

That's probably not a good thing.

mtn
mtn MegaDork
5/8/15 4:11 p.m.
Toyman01 wrote: A little over 6 years and 11K+ posts. That's probably not a good thing.

You have been here way longer than 6 years. The counts carried over from the old board.

EDIT: Just checked the dates. I stand corrected. I thought for sure you were on the old board.

fujioko
fujioko HalfDork
5/8/15 4:58 p.m.

I could win this game if I only knew how to hot link

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