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Salanis
Salanis SuperDork
12/17/09 1:01 a.m.

I liken dating redheaded women to owning a Jaguar. They have a reputation for being higher "performance" and more luxurious. In reality they tend to cost your twice as much and be 10 times the hassle.

I keed. I keed. My current (redheaded) girlfriend is the coolest, lowest maintenance, woman I've ever dated.

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
12/17/09 2:09 a.m.

It's nice to finally have something go my way. You can still go on about my weight, color and religion but lay off the hair. And for those of you that were wondering, yes my back hair is red too.

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
12/17/09 6:16 a.m.

I don't see the problem here people, a testa rossa is only supposed to be driven hard, washed down and tossed back into a locked and secured garage.

spitfirebill
spitfirebill Dork
12/17/09 7:38 a.m.
cwh wrote: I LOVE redheads, especially when you find out that they are real redheads.

Amen bro. These folks don't know some of them I've known.

f86sabjf
f86sabjf New Reader
12/17/09 7:54 a.m.
eastsidemav wrote: Two words: Alyson Hannigan

thats what i'm talking about YUMMY

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer Dork
12/17/09 8:14 a.m.
eastsidemav wrote: Two words: Alyson Hannigan

Hubba Hubba!

cwh
cwh SuperDork
12/17/09 8:19 a.m.

Yeah, she's cute, but, what, 12 years old?

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer Dork
12/17/09 8:32 a.m.
cwh wrote: Yeah, she's cute, but, what, 12 years old?

shes the chick from the "American Pie" movies, shes like 35...

MiatarPowar
MiatarPowar HalfDork
12/17/09 9:46 a.m.

I'm dating my first redhead.

No complaints.

My Liz

Ian F
Ian F Dork
12/17/09 10:17 a.m.

Apparently I've been living under a rock... there's discrimmination against redheads? Seriously?

cwh
cwh SuperDork
12/17/09 10:22 a.m.

It's new to me, too. Never heard about it anywhere but here.

DoctorBlade
DoctorBlade Reader
12/17/09 12:20 p.m.

It's a british thing, it seems.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
12/17/09 12:27 p.m.
Ian F wrote: Apparently I've been living under a rock... there's discrimmination against redheads? Seriously?

Its a 5yr old joke... http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/911/

Snowdoggie
Snowdoggie HalfDork
12/17/09 1:08 p.m.

It started out as a joke in a Southpark episode. Now people in England are actually filing discrimination complaints.

Shaun
Shaun Reader
12/17/09 1:35 p.m.

Incredibly, people have taken up beating redheads for no other reason than,.... they are redheads. I guess that could be considered an infringement of someones rights. But who's rights? Depends on your perspective I guess. Maybe redheads should be beat. Perhaps it is an infringement on non redheaded people's rights to have to refrain from beating redheads. Nanny state and all.

Google "kick a ginger day" and read all about it.

http://laist.com/2009/11/24/kick_a_ginger_day_spawned_at_least.php

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
12/17/09 1:42 p.m.

It didn't used to have a name, it was just called grade school.

griffin729
griffin729 Reader
12/17/09 1:56 p.m.

I too am a red-headed step child. And now for your entertainment.

Q: What's a blond's pick-up line? A: I'm sooo drunk. Q: What's an ugly blond's pick-up line? A: I said, I'm sooo drunk! Q: What's a brunette's pick-up line? A: Um, have all the blonds left yet? Q: What's a redheads pick-up line? A: You. Here. Now!

Teqnyck
Teqnyck New Reader
12/17/09 2:12 p.m.

My wife is auburn red with blue eyes, there's nothing more beautiful in the world.

Oh, and Alyson Hannigan is nice, but Emma Stone is worth a look too

aussiesmg
aussiesmg SuperDork
12/17/09 5:37 p.m.

Oh yeah, Bloodnut works also

gamby
gamby SuperDork
12/17/09 8:06 p.m.
oldsaw wrote: Nominally SFW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaq1bWdMA1g

Sorry, but Cynthia Nixon is the least sexy redhead on the planet. She is utterly sexless IMHO.

Nicole Kidman (esp. of late) does nothing for me, either.

Otherwise, no issues w/ redheads.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg SuperDork
12/17/09 8:22 p.m.

I get to make comments on this thread because I have been called a redhead from time to time, so before you jump on me consider that.

damn rusties anyway

oldsaw
oldsaw HalfDork
12/17/09 10:52 p.m.
gamby wrote:
oldsaw wrote: Nominally SFW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaq1bWdMA1g
Sorry, but Cynthia Nixon is the least sexy redhead on the planet. She is utterly sexless IMHO. Nicole Kidman (esp. of late) does nothing for me, either. Otherwise, no issues w/ redheads.

Have to agree with you about Nixon, not so much about Kidman.

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
12/17/09 11:58 p.m.
gamby wrote:
oldsaw wrote: Nominally SFW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaq1bWdMA1g
Sorry, but Cynthia Nixon is the least sexy redhead on the planet. She is utterly sexless IMHO. Nicole Kidman (esp. of late) does nothing for me, either. Otherwise, no issues w/ redheads.

Thanks, I thought I was the only one that didn't really care for Nicole Kidman.

mel_horn
mel_horn Dork
12/18/09 6:37 a.m.
DukeOfUndersteer wrote:
cwh wrote: Yeah, she's cute, but, what, 12 years old?
shes the chick from the "American Pie" movies, shes like 35...

Also the only reason I watch "How I Met Your Mother"...

4eyes
4eyes Reader
12/18/09 7:51 p.m.

God only makes a limited number of perfect women every year, these he marks with red hair. Unfortunatly a large segment don't understand why they are different and "eat their feelings". Thus thin redheads are a rare and beautiful find. I don't know WTF is up with redheaded guys.

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