Salanis
SuperDork
12/17/09 1:01 a.m.
I liken dating redheaded women to owning a Jaguar. They have a reputation for being higher "performance" and more luxurious. In reality they tend to cost your twice as much and be 10 times the hassle.
I keed. I keed. My current (redheaded) girlfriend is the coolest, lowest maintenance, woman I've ever dated.
It's nice to finally have something go my way. You can still go on about my weight, color and religion but lay off the hair. And for those of you that were wondering, yes my back hair is red too.
I don't see the problem here people, a testa rossa is only supposed to be driven hard, washed down and tossed back into a locked and secured garage.
cwh wrote:
I LOVE redheads, especially when you find out that they are real redheads.
Amen bro. These folks don't know some of them I've known.
eastsidemav wrote:
Two words: Alyson Hannigan
thats what i'm talking about YUMMY
cwh
SuperDork
12/17/09 8:19 a.m.
Yeah, she's cute, but, what, 12 years old?
cwh wrote:
Yeah, she's cute, but, what, 12 years old?
shes the chick from the "American Pie" movies, shes like 35...
I'm dating my first redhead.
No complaints.
Ian F
Dork
12/17/09 10:17 a.m.
Apparently I've been living under a rock... there's discrimmination against redheads? Seriously?
cwh
SuperDork
12/17/09 10:22 a.m.
It's new to me, too. Never heard about it anywhere but here.
It's a british thing, it seems.
Ian F wrote:
Apparently I've been living under a rock... there's discrimmination against redheads? Seriously?
Its a 5yr old joke... http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/911/
It started out as a joke in a Southpark episode. Now people in England are actually filing discrimination complaints.
Shaun
Reader
12/17/09 1:35 p.m.
Incredibly, people have taken up beating redheads for no other reason than,.... they are redheads. I guess that could be considered an infringement of someones rights. But who's rights? Depends on your perspective I guess. Maybe redheads should be beat. Perhaps it is an infringement on non redheaded people's rights to have to refrain from beating redheads. Nanny state and all.
Google "kick a ginger day" and read all about it.
http://laist.com/2009/11/24/kick_a_ginger_day_spawned_at_least.php
It didn't used to have a name, it was just called grade school.
I too am a red-headed step child. And now for your entertainment.
Q: What's a blond's pick-up line?
A: I'm sooo drunk.
Q: What's an ugly blond's pick-up line?
A: I said, I'm sooo drunk!
Q: What's a brunette's pick-up line?
A: Um, have all the blonds left yet?
Q: What's a redheads pick-up line?
A: You. Here. Now!
Teqnyck
New Reader
12/17/09 2:12 p.m.
My wife is auburn red with blue eyes, there's nothing more beautiful in the world.
Oh, and Alyson Hannigan is nice, but Emma Stone is worth a look too
Oh yeah, Bloodnut works also
gamby
SuperDork
12/17/09 8:06 p.m.
oldsaw wrote:
Nominally SFW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaq1bWdMA1g
Sorry, but Cynthia Nixon is the least sexy redhead on the planet. She is utterly sexless IMHO.
Nicole Kidman (esp. of late) does nothing for me, either.
Otherwise, no issues w/ redheads.
I get to make comments on this thread because I have been called a redhead from time to time, so before you jump on me consider that.
damn rusties anyway
oldsaw
HalfDork
12/17/09 10:52 p.m.
gamby wrote:
oldsaw wrote:
Nominally SFW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaq1bWdMA1g
Sorry, but Cynthia Nixon is the least sexy redhead on the planet. She is utterly sexless IMHO.
Nicole Kidman (esp. of late) does nothing for me, either.
Otherwise, no issues w/ redheads.
Have to agree with you about Nixon, not so much about Kidman.
gamby wrote:
oldsaw wrote:
Nominally SFW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaq1bWdMA1g
Sorry, but Cynthia Nixon is the least sexy redhead on the planet. She is utterly sexless IMHO.
Nicole Kidman (esp. of late) does nothing for me, either.
Otherwise, no issues w/ redheads.
Thanks, I thought I was the only one that didn't really care for Nicole Kidman.
DukeOfUndersteer wrote:
cwh wrote:
Yeah, she's cute, but, what, 12 years old?
shes the chick from the "American Pie" movies, shes like 35...
Also the only reason I watch "How I Met Your Mother"...
4eyes
Reader
12/18/09 7:51 p.m.
God only makes a limited number of perfect women every year, these he marks with red hair. Unfortunatly a large segment don't understand why they are different and "eat their feelings". Thus thin redheads are a rare and beautiful find.
I don't know WTF is up with redheaded guys.