N Sperlo
N Sperlo Dork
8/12/11 9:14 a.m.

Man-Capsules, to increase stamina. (I assume during sexy time)

I'm on my droid, so hopefully someone can copy and paste for me. Truly sick and from what it's sounding, not made up.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
8/12/11 9:22 a.m.

C'mon. Like you have never considered eating a dead baby to gain more woman-pleasing stamina?

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babys and and a bear skin rug?

A: I have never pleasured myself while lying on a bear skin rug.

Thank you, thank you... I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip the waitresess.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo Dork
8/12/11 9:32 a.m.

Stay classy, snorkel.

Duke
Duke SuperDork
8/12/11 9:36 a.m.

What is it with the Chinese and aphrodisiacs? There are like 20 billion of them already - aren't they getting it on plenty now, without having to eat snow tiger livers, snort powdered rhinoceros horn, and swallow dead baby pills?

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
8/12/11 10:45 a.m.

Thank God, I thought it was going to be something gross.

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/12/11 11:55 a.m.
Duke wrote: What *is* it with the Chinese and aphrodisiacs? There are like 20 billion of them already - **aren't they getting it on plenty now**, without having to eat snow tiger livers, snort powdered rhinoceros horn, and swallow dead baby pills?

+1

can we convince them that securities backed by toxic mortgages are an aphrodesiac?

Keith
Keith GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/12/11 1:09 p.m.

How do you think they got to that population level in the first place?

Man, I don't think I've heard a dead baby joke since high school.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/12/11 2:15 p.m.

more men than women in china now.. I hate to think of what they are doing with those pills without the women around to put them to use

redrabbit
redrabbit New Reader
8/12/11 5:41 p.m.

How do you say "solient green is people" in chineese?

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/12/11 5:44 p.m.
redrabbit wrote: How do you say "solient green is people" in chineese?

solient绿色是人

friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado SuperDork
8/12/11 6:47 p.m.

So, how did a cheap hood of a bodyguard get ahold of $400 an ounce strawberries?

Zomby woof
Zomby woof SuperDork
8/12/11 7:48 p.m.

Snork, I have a bear skin rug. Look me up if you're in the area.

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
8/12/11 8:39 p.m.

Get a room you guys.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/12/11 9:40 p.m.

not listening... lalalalalalalalalalalalala

Racer1ab
Racer1ab Reader
8/12/11 10:30 p.m.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35TbGjt-weA&feature=player_embedded

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/13/11 8:48 a.m.
mad_machine wrote: more men than women in china now.. I hate to think of what they are doing with those pills without the women around to put them to use

dude, why do you think they bought the USA? when they invade, it ain't gonna be to get their money back.

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/13/11 9:58 a.m.

In reply to Keith:

You obviously hang out with the wrong group of people.

I think it makes perfect sense to harnes to power of babies. What has more energy than a screaming baby?

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/13/11 5:05 p.m.

two screaming babies?

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/13/11 5:09 p.m.

they even have the ability to destroy a career

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/13/11 6:34 p.m.

I am going out on a limb here to say that Vin Diesel never had much of a career to destroy

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