Duke said:
Fun facts: Apparently the cover did not come loose from the metal surround, the whole assembly and some attached pavement came loose from the rest of the pavement. Underbody downforce is real. Also, even though it was a rather small cover (shown in the meme below) it wrecked the car's frame, the engine, the battery, and damaged the driver's seat.
My dad sent me these. No meme, no politics, just enjoy.
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1. The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they aren’t a robot.
2. When a kid says “Daddy, I want mommy” that’s the kid version of “I’d like to speak to your supervisor”.
3. It’s weird being the same age as old people.
4. Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say CLOSE ENOUGH.
5. If I am ever on life support, unplug me and plug me back in and see if that works.
6. Do you ever wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and think… “That can’t be accurate?”
7. Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
8. If Adam and Eve were Cajuns, they would have eaten the snake instead of the Apple and saved us all a lot of trouble.
9. We celebrated last night with a couple of adult beverages …… Metamucil and Ensure.
10. You know you are getting old when friends with benefits means having someone who can drive at night.
11. Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.
12. After watching how some people wear their masks, I understand why contraception fails.
13. Some of my friends exercise every day. Meanwhile I am watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.
14. For those of you that don’t want Alexa or Siri listening in on your conversation, they are making a male version….it doesn’t listen to anything.
15. I just got a present labeled, ‘From Mom and Dad’, and I know darn well Dad has no idea what’s inside.
16. Now that I have lived through a plague, I totally understand why Italian renaissance paintings are full of fat people lying on couches.
17. Now that we have everyone washing their hands correctly ….. next week….. Turn Signals.
In reply to Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) :
Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) said:
The dude second from left don't count
Probably posted before but I thought it was funny...
GameboyRMH said:In reply to Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) :
Was sitting at a light the other day. 4 door, Jeep WranglerTruck sans doors crossed the intersection. It was, by far, the most ungainly vehicle silhouette I've ever seen.
Stampie said:In reply to EricM :
You're older than me and I understand.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkeys_Away
EDIT - read wrong. I read not old enough. My bad. I shall give myself 40 lashings as a punishment.
Cincinnati has had so many malls come and go that I don't even know if the Pinedale Shopping Center where the turkey drop happened was made up or not.
Does not matter. Hilarious skit.
In reply to fasted58 :
Except it was brown, and a 4-door.
The prophecy is coming true!
Taken directly from my FB feed lmao
stanger_mussle (Supported by GRM undergarments) said:The prophecy is coming true!
Taken directly from my FB feed lmao
It's at East Bay raceway lol. That's a dirt track down the road from me. It's the kind of place you go if you are having a bad day....you know what....I am good looking, have teeth, I'm not part of the jazzy scooter pro team, I have gainful employment, and I've never stolen a catalytic converter lol.
Obligatory meme
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