In reply to RichardNZ :
Saw a truck from a construction company called "Legalize Basement" today and thought that was weird, as basements themselves are totally legal...then I realized that it's from the "Thai food near me" school of business naming, optimized for people trying to turn ordinary basements in to legal rental units.
barefootcyborg5000 said:Someone with better meme skills than me needs to take that picture of the football guy and shop in his lady friend in such a way as to imply that is simply his O-face.
Similar to this?
Valentine's Day stickers Mrs. VCH got for the littles. Some things just go together like...
In reply to volvoclearinghouse :
Most of those are spot on except for the chicken and waffles. That's just nasty.
Toyman! said:In reply to volvoclearinghouse :
Most of those are spot on except for the chicken and waffles. That's just nasty.
Especially if you grew up in Pennsylvania and absolutely fail to understand why "chicken and waffles" involves fried chicken and syrup.
This is "chicken and waffles":
I'm also failing to grasp how swiss cheese and donuts go together.
Chicken Pie with a different crust vs crunchy bird covered in sticky sugar oil, easy decision!
In reply to Duke :
Lamb and mint jelly
Noddaz said:In reply to tomtomgt356 (Tommy) :
I had a recent thought that if I wasn't married I could have bought a closed gas/service station to live in.
I looked at one of those when shopping for my first house. It even had a few dozen parts cars in the back yard.
I would have had to build a kitchen and put in a shower, though.
Duke said:Especially if you grew up in Pennsylvania and absolutely fail to understand why "chicken and waffles" involves fried chicken and syrup.This is "chicken and waffles":
I'm also failing to grasp how swiss cheese and donuts go together.
That actually looks pretty tasty. Over the last 10 years or so, I've gotten to where I despise sugars or sweet sauces on meats. I don't want maple in my sausage, sweet sauces on BBQ, brown sugar on my fish, or syrup on my chicken. I don't mind sweets, but leave my savory foods alone.
No, I didn't fact-check this.
This kind of stuff makes me puke in my mouth a little...
ShawnG said:In reply to Duke :
Lamb and mint jelly
Mint doesn't belong in anything except the trash can.
In reply to Duke :
Scrapple and Apple Butter
In reply to Toyman! :
You've never had Biftekia made by a Greek have you? I know you haven't, because you would never have made that statement if you had. 
In reply to Appleseed :
If it has mint in it, it's trash. There are very few flavors I don't like. Mint is 2nd on the list right under liver. I don't particularly like the smell of it.
Apexcarver said:In reply to Duke :
Scrapple and Apple Butter
We've had the scrapple discussion here before, I believe.
Scrapple is made of stuff that's not good enough to be hot dogs, cut with sawdust.
It's grey.
End of discussion.
You thought I was kidding about the grey part:
In reply to Appleseed :
I married into a Sicilian family. One look at the dinner spreads and I'd ask when the football team was showing up.
Duke said:You thought I was kidding about the grey part:
I make about 80 pounds of this every year for my family. Country pudding or liver pudding. Similar to scrapple but less runny when cooked.
If you think bacon and sausage are the kings of the breakfast meats, you haven't tried it. Pig skins, liver, butt, and rice. So delicious and artery-clogging.
In reply to Toyman! :
"Less runny"...?
Uncooked scrapple has the consistency of sandy modeling clay, and cooked scrapple has the consistency of roofing shingles.
For as bad as scrapple is, "runny" shouldn't even be part of the equation. "Runny scrapple" would be an entirely new level of disgusting.
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