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tuna55
tuna55 MegaDork
3/21/24 12:28 p.m.
volvoclearinghouse said:

In reply to No Time :

He's also wearing short sleeves now, even though the Christmas wreath is still up and it's almost Easter.  The kid has thrown up on that fancy flannel, along with most of his other clothes, and he's averaging 2.75 hours of sleep per day.  His wife took up quilting, has somehow gained weight since giving birth, and the frequency of trips to the liquor store has increased from monthly to weekly.  He sold his Miata and is making payments on a $60,000 minivan.  

Toyman!
Toyman! GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/21/24 12:53 p.m.

Man, I'm glad I didn't have y'all's kids. 

We have 4. The first was the 12 hour kid. He was going to sleep 12 hours no matter what. If you wanted to sleep till 9 on a Saturday morning you put him to bed at 9. The rest of them were going to sleep at least 8 and usually 10. All of them were good at self-entertaining and still are. From the age they could walk they have hung out with me in the shop. We worked together, played together, and while there were some tough times, we generally had the best times.  

I'm 56 now. All the kids are over the age of 20 and self-supporting. They are still my favorite people to hang out with and their kids are pretty great too. We have the best times together. 

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I wouldn't trade them for all the money they cost me or every second I spent with them.

Besides, they buy me toys on occasion. 

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barefootcyborg5000
barefootcyborg5000 UltimaDork
3/21/24 12:56 p.m.

In reply to Toyman! :

I love my kids and wouldn't trade them for the world. That said, they wake up at 5 no matter when they go to bed and they do not self-entertain. It's difficult. Exhausting. But I wouldn't have it any other way. 
 

barefootcyborg5000
barefootcyborg5000 UltimaDork
3/21/24 12:57 p.m.

aircooled
aircooled MegaDork
3/21/24 1:08 p.m.

I don't think this is political (?).  More historical.  I was inspired by watching a doc on the fall of the wall and the USSR.

aircooled
aircooled MegaDork
3/21/24 1:10 p.m.

In reply to Toyman! :

Hey man!  That's just like because you are like a good dad man!  wink

Beer Baron 🍺
Beer Baron 🍺 MegaDork
3/21/24 1:23 p.m.

In reply to aircooled :

Mahnmal Chris GueffroyMemorial to Chris Gueffroy, the last person to be killed crossing the Berlin Wall. Age 18. 9 months before the wall fell.

Toyman!
Toyman! GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/21/24 1:26 p.m.

In reply to Beer Baron 🍺 :

Does it say which way he was going? Just curious. laugh

Toyman!
Toyman! GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/21/24 1:31 p.m.

In reply to aircooled :

I'm guessing I'm just lucky all my kids are like me. angel

 

bobzilla
bobzilla MegaDork
3/21/24 2:00 p.m.
Beer Baron 🍺 said:

30 Hilarious Memes That Capture The Childfree Lifestyle Experience

Childfree memes?

Man how I wish that were really true. Still have to go to work. But the evenings and weekends are free and all the extra vacations are nice. 

Dual income, Kid memes, Kids

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DINK (dual income, no kids) Starter Pack : r/starterpacks

Hoondavan
Hoondavan Dork
3/21/24 2:33 p.m.
GIRTHQUAKE said:

The War on drugs!

Ian F (Forum Supporter)
Ian F (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
3/21/24 2:34 p.m.

In reply to bobzilla :

Three couples in one of my car groups make trips to Disney World every year.  One year they all wore matching DINK shirts. 

Unrelated...

Toyman!
Toyman! GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/21/24 2:45 p.m.

In reply to Ian F (Forum Supporter) :

I can not imagine willingly going to Disney. That would be akin to hiring a prostitute instead of sleeping with your wife. They do the same thing, but one of them is 100% faking it for the money. 

As a family, we are more of a go-places and see-things group. The imitation and crowds of a theme park do not meet any of those requirements. 

Edit to change the meme. 

40 Fake Friends Memes That Are Totally Spot-On - SayingImages.com | Fake  friends meme, Fake friends, Fake people

bobzilla
bobzilla MegaDork
3/21/24 2:56 p.m.

In reply to Toyman! :

I love disney. Always have. Their attention to detail used to be unmatched in the industry. We haven't been in 7 or 8 years though so things could have changed I guess. 

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Toyman!
Toyman! GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/21/24 3:33 p.m.

In reply to bobzilla :

The good news is all of us aren't alike. The world would suck if we were. 

 

 

 

NickD
NickD MegaDork
3/21/24 3:59 p.m.

06HHR (Forum Supporter)
06HHR (Forum Supporter) SuperDork
3/21/24 3:59 p.m.

In reply to Toyman! :

Can you put that on a t-shirt? cause that's something I think everybody needs to realize. 

Obligatory meme

 

Johnboyjjb
Johnboyjjb HalfDork
3/21/24 4:54 p.m.
bobzilla said:

In reply to Toyman! :

I love disney. Always have. Their attention to detail used to be unmatched in the industry. We haven't been in 7 or 8 years though so things could have changed I guess. 

 We went 8 years ago and went again 18 months ago. Things have changed. I was happy 8 years ago. I wouldn't go back now unless they fixed a lot of things.

NickD
NickD MegaDork
3/21/24 5:58 p.m.

llysgennad
llysgennad HalfDork
3/21/24 5:59 p.m.

We go to theme parks just for the roller coasters. I don't care much about characters or shows. We spent 9 days in Orlando in 2019 doing everything we could, Disney World was 4 days of that. It was good, Universal was good. Dollywood in TN has been my fave so far. Silver Dollar City in Branson MO is really good.

Jeep trails in Colorado is better than all, though.

Unrelated:

NickD
NickD MegaDork
3/21/24 6:01 p.m.

NickD
NickD MegaDork
3/21/24 6:01 p.m.

NickD
NickD MegaDork
3/21/24 6:02 p.m.

NickD
NickD MegaDork
3/21/24 6:03 p.m.

ShawnG
ShawnG MegaDork
3/21/24 6:19 p.m.
volvoclearinghouse said:
ShawnG said:

In reply to volvoclearinghouse :

They make a pill for that now.

The minivan?

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