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Appleseed
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4/7/24 8:08 a.m.

nderwater
nderwater UltimaDork
4/7/24 2:56 p.m.

Ranger50
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4/7/24 3:37 p.m.

Pete. (l33t FS)
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4/7/24 3:43 p.m.
Indy - Guy said:
Dusterbd13-michael said:

Shamelessly stolen from Gumby in the other thread:

Oh. Ouch

rdcyclist
rdcyclist GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
4/7/24 6:13 p.m.
volvoclearinghouse said:

Wrong, he had to have used 4 oil cans, not just 2.

Steve_Jones
Steve_Jones UltraDork
4/7/24 9:19 p.m.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
4/7/24 11:07 p.m.

vwcorvette (Forum Supporter)
vwcorvette (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
4/7/24 11:09 p.m.

In reply to DarkMonohue :

Apparently neither know the use of apostrophes.

Floating Doc (Forum Supporter)
Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
4/7/24 11:21 p.m.

I shared the "butter is good for you" meme, here's some more food ones. 

jmabarone
jmabarone HalfDork
4/8/24 7:29 a.m.
Appleseed said:

In reply to volvoclearinghouse :

I too can smell things I like to eat.

Stinkbug stories are some of my favorites:

When my oldest boy was at the crawling stage, he would chase down stinkbugs and catch them in his hand...then scream because there was something crawling around in his hand.  My next boy would do something...similar.  He would chase them down and promptly put them in his mouth.  Always made a terrible face as he got the taste.  We still make fun of him for that. 

One of our old CEOs was from CA and was seriously confused about stinkbugs..."What's up with these bugs!?"  He would whine about someone leaving his office door open (even though there is a 1" gap under it...) and letting them in.  So, when he was away from the facility, I would flick any and all stinkbugs (and carcases) I could find under his door.  

volvoclearinghouse
volvoclearinghouse UltimaDork
4/8/24 9:26 a.m.

RevRico
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4/8/24 9:50 a.m.

DarkMonohue
DarkMonohue GRM+ Memberand Dork
4/8/24 10:07 a.m.

In reply to vwcorvette (Forum Supporter) :

Exactly. That sort of apostrophe abuse should be punishable by a stiff fine and a few dozen hours of community service. 

Flynlow
Flynlow Dork
4/8/24 11:50 a.m.

Duke
Duke MegaDork
4/8/24 1:23 p.m.

David Elfering
David Elfering GRM+ Memberand Reader
4/8/24 1:56 p.m.

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/8/24 2:18 p.m.

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RichardNZ
RichardNZ GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
4/8/24 5:03 p.m.

so_slow
so_slow Reader
4/8/24 5:04 p.m.

Peabody
Peabody MegaDork
4/8/24 5:05 p.m.

It's Canadian politics but you won't know, so that makes it OK.

Scotty Con Queso
Scotty Con Queso UltraDork
4/8/24 5:38 p.m.

Beer Baron 🍺
Beer Baron 🍺 MegaDork
4/8/24 6:18 p.m.
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) said:

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It belonged to this guy:

Paul Blart: Mall Cop - Plugged In

That's the Totalled Eclipse of Paul Blart.

Keith Tanner
Keith Tanner GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/8/24 6:32 p.m.

In reply to Beer Baron 🍺 :

Boooooooooooooo

Keith Tanner
Keith Tanner GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/8/24 6:34 p.m.

Also, because I found this in the same search.

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